<in Boarat's voice> Hi, I am looking for a, what you call, a 'E M P E G' auto casette player to take to my glorious country kazhakstan... I will record my sexy time with my wife.. yes.. yes.. sexy time....

Please.. please, I must have this or I will be execute.

My translator tell me that if you, what you call, "PM," I will get message.

Thank you, thank you, my country thanks you.