I drove to the place. Called them from down the block 10 minutes before they closed. They pretty much told me they were closing up for the day.
Doesn't "Open 8:00 to 5:30" mean you're still doing business until 5:30? Or am I just in a dickhead mood today?
I honestly cannot remember the last time I called a store to buy something and had it seem like such an inconvenience for them. I was even willing to pay above the ebay price.