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  • McDonald's Job Application...

    Originally posted by User from Howardforums.com
    This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!


    NAME: Greg Bulmash

    SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

    DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

    DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

    EDUCATION: Yes.

    LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

    SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

    MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

    REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

    HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

    PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

    DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

    MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

    DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

    DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

    HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

    DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

    WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

    DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

    SIGN HERE: Aries.
    HAHAHA
    Post # 3000

  • #2
    haha
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    • #3
      That didnt look honest or funny if you have 100s of application to read.

      In reality imagine employing someone who cant answer straight and sensible? More like a PITA guy to work with

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      • #4
        creative?

        Yup.

        Funny?

        Yup.

        Employee material?

        Nope.

        But.......

        Funny?

        Yup.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by greatwhite View Post
          creative?

          Yup.

          Funny?

          Yup.

          Employee material?

          Nope.

          But.......

          Funny?

          Yup.
          Yup

          Its only funny as an internet thing. I doubt if its even for real though.

          I wanna see that guy as a politician

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          • #7
            SIGN HERE: Aries & Preferred Hours cracked me up.

            (\__/)
            (='.'=)
            (")_(") mine.

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            • #8
              Originally posted by Enforcer View Post
              If I was hiring, I would certainly want to meet the guy.
              We know you would

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              • #9
                Uhm, as if they are looking for specific qualifications. Hello... It's Micky D's.

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                • #10
                  Originally posted by Curiosity View Post
                  Uhm, as if they are looking for specific qualifications. Hello... It's Micky D's.
                  Well... there is 1 qualification... you have to be breathing...

                  Although... sometimes at the McD's by my house... they take so long that... I wonder....



                  Rafster
                  Post # 3000

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                  • #11
                    I work for a fast food place (not McD btw! ) and I am not really a manager because I only work there 4 hours a week, but I have been there the longest time so I get to pretty much do what I want and my input is appreciated.

                    Anyways, we get applications all the time. Some times we do get some pretty fun ones, and we actually hired 1 guy for the creativity. He worked out well. Worked for about a year, not too bad for a guy that put "Please" on the "Sex: " line.

                    We even get applications from bums with the "Address: " line being "under the I-25 and Bijou St. Bridge" and they are serious too.
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