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  • How to avoid that post coital cuddle

    This is to provide some weekend reading for jjh21


    So let's discuss and put forward ideas.





    NB, just listing the same ideas from "How to dispose of a dead body" are not allowed

    Which looks like it's been deleted

  • #2
    Just Fart



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    • #4
      You know what's interesting? I actually like to cuddle after sex.... b/c usually... 15min after of more touching, etc.... we're both ready for another round....


      It's just a little break in between.....

      I know... I'm just a horny a$$ ba$tard....



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      • #5
        Wow, interesting thread!

        Ok, I'll bite, how about you just say: "Get off me! I'm done with you." Straight and to the point.

        It usually doesn't matter though, always seem to get sleepy afterwards anyway. and like Rafter said, a little break and then
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        • #6
          Originally posted by Rafster View Post
          You know what's interesting? I actually like to cuddle after sex....
          The Lavender Tie Just Made It Obvious
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          • #7
            Originally posted by ODYSSEY View Post
            The Lavender Tie Just Made It Obvious
            HAHAHAHAHA

            Well... I dunno man... those of us that get it often, like those 15min to kinda warm up again....



            Rafster
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            • #8
              LOL, interesting thread. Once I get sleepy everyone pretty much moves away from me because I have a temper issue when I sleep. Its either give me space or get punched in your face. I started noticing something was wrong when my dogs would sleep on the floor but as soon as I am awake they would sleep in the bed. Then I noticed my mom would knock on my door then run and lock herself in her room for danger that she would get hit. Funny thing is if you see me you wouldnt think i could snap like that.

              Maybe thats wht im still single and only have hookups.
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              • #9
                "Wow hon, you seem to getting a little fat."
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                • #10
                  Originally posted by HiJackZX1 View Post
                  Once I get sleepy everyone pretty much moves away from me because I have a temper issue when I sleep.
                  "Hey babe, let's cuddle." *SMACK!* *Runs Away*
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                  • #11
                    "My God, babe, you're almost as good as your sister!"
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                    • #12
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                      • #13
                        Im with rafster, cuddling just means a little break for the fella downstairs.....after which he's ready for round two lol

                        Round three is pushing it tho lol

                        I just told my "gf", (got VERY drunk one night and a fat munter..........luckily didnt lead to "IT") I've only known her for 13 hours, 11 of which have been in a state of total inebriation lol

                        me "I could really do with a massage"
                        gf "Shall I drive up and give you one?"
                        me "Nah, I'll book an appointment at the massage parlour - mylin can reach places you just cant"
                        gf "suit your self then"
                        me "will do"
                        gf "Can I just ask how can you make that statement when youve not had a massage from me? or do you just not want me to massage you?"
                        me "Take a wild guess"

                        I suppose you could replace cuddle with massage and bobs your uncle, fanny's your aunt, dick's your dad and mary's your mother!

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                        • #14
                          thsi is an easy one.

                          x10 an automatic button to your smoke alarm by your bed. After the whole fear of dying and everything, she'll just want to go home.

                          It doubles as a novelty joke during the rougher, more friction-y parts of the deed
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                          • #15
                            your partner has a cold and it was a silent one

                            You shouldn't be having sex anyways, How is she gonna breathe during foreplay?

                            ...JJG

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