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    How many discussion group posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
    changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
    light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
    bulbs

    53 to flame the spell checkers

    41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

    ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
    is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and
    that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

    109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
    take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

    111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
    bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

    306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
    to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
    this technique and what brands are faulty

    27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
    corrected URL's

    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
    this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

    33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
    all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
    cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
    questions about light bulbs"

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
    Single Member of the "1000 Post and No MP3 Car" Club
    PROJECT ON INDEFINATE HOLD... BOUGHT A HOUSE
    2000 Cavalier Z24 [###-------] Only 30% Done ... Still

  • #2
    you forgot the senior mp3car-forum members flaming everyone for not searching
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    My cars
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    • #3
      Originally posted by jol
      you forgot the senior mp3car-forum members flaming everyone for not searching
      yeah... that would be a good adder
      but, i didnt write it... i stole it from another forum

      ~mike
      Single Member of the "1000 Post and No MP3 Car" Club
      PROJECT ON INDEFINATE HOLD... BOUGHT A HOUSE
      2000 Cavalier Z24 [###-------] Only 30% Done ... Still

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      • #4
        you forgot:

        1 forum admin to lock the thread

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        • #5
          Originally posted by bgoodman
          you forgot:

          1 forum admin to lock the thread
          bah!!!

          that could be increased to.... oh... 3

          ~mike
          Single Member of the "1000 Post and No MP3 Car" Club
          PROJECT ON INDEFINATE HOLD... BOUGHT A HOUSE
          2000 Cavalier Z24 [###-------] Only 30% Done ... Still

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          • #6
            and i saved the best for last....

            1 Skinnyboy to reply with something totally non relevent to the topic
            2004 F-150
            Shuttle XPC, 80gig HD, Wireless Internet, DVD
            "How piMP3d is your ride??"

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            • #7
              Even better, the 3/4 of entire memberlist flaming him for being a idiot
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              My cars
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              • #8
                and one to point out the original bulb is / was still good
                someone just forgot to turn on the switch
                or pay the bill
                <G>
                WINNER!!!!
                run-on sentance comp 2002!!
                :)

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by bgoodman
                  you forgot:

                  1 forum admin to lock the thread
                  Or a mod...
                  [H]4 Life
                  My next generation Front End is right on schedule.
                  It will be done sometime in the next generation.
                  I'm a lesbian too.
                  I am for hire!

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