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    THIS GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD STATISTICS'...


    During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

    In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

    Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)

    An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

    In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept!

    Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    In a lifetime 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home, will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests
    snooping in your medicine cabinet.

    At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

    Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

    YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW!




  • #2
    Whats natural is not disgusting
    DICE Los Angeles
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    • #3
      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

      YUMMMMY!
      2000 Jeep Cherokee
      -CarPC: [_____]50% complete
      -planning done, still need a few parts
      -In-dash motorized VGA is finally out, need $$$
      -Need to replace factory HU

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      • #4
        Some things are just better not having known.
        Audio Rockford Fosgate: 900 Watt 4-channel amp, 501bd Mono amp
        Computer AMD 2400+ XP, 1 GB DDR RAM, Orbit Micro 250W DC-DC PSU

        Head units are for cheaters!
        sure some girls fake orgasms.....but it's guys like me who fake the whole relationship

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        • #5
          If I masturbate in the shower does that count as washing my hands?

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          • #6
            If I masturbate in the shower does that count as washing my hands?

            No...you are washing your penis

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ricky327
              If I masturbate in the shower does that count as washing my hands?

              No...you are washing your penis
              Don't ever shake my hand.

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              • #8


                Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
                but that actaully seems low.

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                • #9
                  this falls on the category of "what's the point of worrying". I have the choice to freak out about washing my hands after shaking hands, cleaning everything, not eating fast food... OR I can just live normally.

                  birrman54

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by TimmyM
                    If I masturbate in the shower does that count as washing my hands?
                    This depends on wheather or not the water is on and you are using soap.
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                    • #11
                      Wanna shake hands?

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                      • #12
                        This depends on wheather or not the water is on and you are using soap.

                        By definition you are washing your hands only if the hands does not make contact with another part of your body. Hand to hand contact is allowed since they are both hands.


                        Stuff need adding for us PC users are :

                        Pressing the left mouse button in a public PC is effectively picking someones nose.

                        Pressing the right mouse button is mastubating a female.

                        Moving the mouse around is mastubating a male.

                        Be safe, bring your own mouse next time

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                        • #13
                          So basically touching your joystick in public would be non-PC?

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                          • #14
                            I'm curious about what people could come in contact with
                            using a touchpad
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                            • #15
                              So basically touching your joystick in public would be non-PC?

                              It should be


                              I'm curious about what people could come in contact with
                              using a touchpad


                              Are you using one?

                              I dont think you really wanna know what you touching

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