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  • Martha and I

    This Friday, 3/4/05, Martha will start her second phase of the sentence, 5 month under house arrest.
    I hope I don't end up under house arrest (or any arrest for that matter)

    Martha: 20M house
    Me: Too embarrassed to tell
    Martha: Too many rooms to get lost in
    Me: Too few
    Martha: Acres upon acres of greenery
    Me: 50 X 35 ft backyard
    Martha: Swimming pool.....s
    Me: None
    Martha: Indoor swimming pool
    Me: Bathtub
    Martha: Can play any outdoor sport in her backyard
    Me: Shoot few hoops
    Martha: Can drive over her property
    Me: Can't, no room unless the few feet of driveway is counted
    Martha: You need a phone to call her if she is on the other end of the house
    Me: Just yell
    Martha: Others will serve her
    Me: "move your damn fat butt and do something...." (wife)

    and on and on - If I ever end up under house arrest, can I request Martha's ?

  • #2
    i hear that.and of course when she comes out she will be a hero. or so the media will make her out to be. by her tellin her story to america.cant wait for oprah to have that.(dont watch those kinda shows btw)
    ..and dont back out just because u think its too crazi , i hate pussies
    -outdidya

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    • #3
      wow, took me like 10 minutes to realize you were talking about martha stewart.....i thought martha was your wife or something...and you guys just had some insane conversations.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Peoples
        wow, took me like 10 minutes to realize you were talking about martha stewart.....i thought martha was your wife or something...and you guys just had some insane conversations.
        wtf, thanks for clearing that up, I had no idea what the crap he was talking about.
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        • #5
          I thought he was talking to himself
          肚子笑痛了
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