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  • The chavs

    Old maybe but here you go...
    Cant be arsed to search.


    1. What do you call a chav in a box?
    innit.
    2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
    Sorted
    3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
    Safe.
    4. What do you call a chav on fire?
    Blazin'
    5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
    They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
    6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
    The bride.
    7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try
    not to hit him?
    It might be your bike.
    8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
    One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
    9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
    "What you lookin' at?"
    10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
    Paint go-faster stripes on it.
    11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
    The police
    12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
    A liar.
    13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
    Can I have a Big Mac please.
    14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
    Will the defendant please stand
    15. What do you call a knife in chav-ville?
    Exhibit A
    16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
    A Nova seats 5
    17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
    Granny.
    18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
    One, they'll screw anything.
    19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
    A start.
    20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
    None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
    21. Why did the chav take a shower?
    He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.
    22. Why did the Chav cross the road?
    To start a fight with a random stranger for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
    23. What do you call a Chav at college?
    The cleaner.
    24. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
    Society.
    25. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerichgwyndobwyllantysyllyog ogogoch they started arguing about the
    pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they
    stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asks the blonde
    employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would
    you please pronounce where we are.. very slowly?"
    The blonde girl leans over the counter and says,
    "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

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    • #3
      chavs scare me
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      • #4
        so I am reading this, thinking, wtf is a chav? so instead of asking, I
        and find out.

        seems you Brits have a different term for what we call Trailer trash, white trash, mall rats, wiggers, or your basic 15 yo hoodlum.
        ok, so what I want to know is how does the word chav actually describe such a person??
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        • #5

          Instead of asking, I just googling for it.
          Yeah, how it come to that word ????
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          • #6
            Not really sure, but that pic motorcity posted is close. If you've watched Layer Cake the losers are chavs.
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            • #7
              Wow, I though chav is an american word

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              • #8
                http://chavs.john-dixon.co.uk/chav-test-am-i-a-chav/


                http://chavs.john-dixon.co.uk/

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                • #9
                  says maybe im a goffling?
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                  • #10
                    I scored 12%. I think because I smoke (cigarettes only) and wear a gold chain. Not the Mr. T starter kit kind, just a regular small diameter rope. With an eagle. (Under my shirt.)

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                    • #11
                      20%, I'm normal.
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                      • #12
                        Damn im 30% chav, that cant be right

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                        • #13
                          8% here. Maybe because I went to a state school and I've heard of Motorhead...
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                          • #14
                            26%.

                            I bet 2farts is off the scale



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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Scouse Monkey
                              26%.

                              I bet 2farts is off the scale



                              btw Chris31 - you suck!










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