How do you think we got here? Divine creation? Puh-leeze.
Evolved from apes? Hardly.
Actually, since Scientologists truly believe Hubbard's whacked-out sci-fi stories as gospel, I'm certain that I could start a cult-like religion based on the hilarious teachings of the prophet Douglas Adams.
But only if I could get rich doing it. I don't want to be a televangelist unless I could get rich enough to be able to spend enough money often enough to push away the feeling of shame and humiliation for my profession.
Have you looked in the FAQ yet?
How about the Wiki?
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