Thread: Looking for a Windows Programmer (and a Darn good one)

Originally Posted by frodobaggins

Awe c'mon, don't wanna check out my bunghole ?

OT but still a funny story. My friend told me yesterday a story of his trip to his airforce physical. He was talking to a Marine there that had to lose 7 lbs to make tape, so his CO gave him a lot of exlax to drink overnight. He ****. A lot. During the MEPS test, they have to check for hemroids, but when this Marine bent over, he farted and said he wasn't sure if he sprayed the doctor.

Now that is a reason not to get into medicine

steve

poor guy ...im sure this is the last thing he wanted to happen to his thread....


lol funny non-the-less

Originally Posted by binary.h4x

I can make batch files....
will i be paid for my work?

lol
Those are some major skillz.
I hear that Microsoft is hiring batch file programmers. Get paid a couple hundred and hour.

Originally Posted by brady

lol
Those are some major skillz.
I hear that Microsoft is hiring batch file programmers. Get paid a couple hundred and hour.

You laugh, but I've seen some pretty powerful batch files, and we paid the
guy about $150/hr to do them...

(Of course he did other things too)

Frodo

Originally Posted by frodobaggins

(Of course he did other things too)

Frodo

Things like: Rename a file, Put a file in the recycle bin, Empty the recycle bin, move a file from on directory to another, and with his mad skills he even made a shortcut on the desktop!

Originally Posted by brady

Things like: Rename a file, Put a file in the recycle bin, Empty the recycle bin, move a file from on directory to another, and with his mad skills he even made a shortcut on the desktop!

Put it this way, for $5000, he saved us about $30,000

For some reason I'm not seeing why its gonna take a "darn good windows programmer." I bet most people that program in C or C++ and are good, but not great could probably write a device driver given they took the time to read about how to do it.