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    Homebrew anti theft measures

    Share your homebrew antitheft measures here. I'm interested in seeing what people are doing for camoflauge,deternce and prevention of your equipment getting ripped off.

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    A starving pitbull in the backseat.
    Have you looked in the FAQ yet?
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    have a n00b steal you car and a starving DarquePervert in the backseat
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    Pay a blind man (homeless, drug addicted and crazy prefered) to sleep in your back seat.

    Whenever someone opens the door he rapps the person on the head with his cane unless you have the remote control.

    The remote control is in your keys (like a keyless entry) and is hooked up to an IV filled with phenobarbitol and demerol which will upon activation give a nice steady jolt to the blind man who will then pass out.

    Thus allowing only the true driver to drive the car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sdashiki
    Pay a blind man (homeless, drug addicted and crazy prefered) to sleep in your back seat.

    Whenever someone opens the door he rapps the person on the head with his cane unless you have the remote control.

    The remote control is in your keys (like a keyless entry) and is hooked up to an IV filled with phenobarbitol and demerol which will upon activation give a nice steady jolt to the blind man who will then pass out.

    Thus allowing only the true driver to drive the car.
    Have you looked in the FAQ yet?
    How about the Wiki?



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    man, you got a good supply of phenobarbitol and demerol, forget the blind man, hook me up.
    hmmm... anti theft? My dad always kept a dog in the van, and garaged the car at night. On the whole it was a nice dog, but they got that "car=my territory" thing going on. Strangers going near the car would be barked at... and on the one occasion a friendly stranger stuck their arm in the car.. they were bit.
    brainstorming here.... knife bolted to an actuator mounted behind the drivers seat? might be hard to mount it at chest level though.. but you could make it angled up, and mount it in the seat part of the backseat, so when the alarm goes off, it stabbs the theif in the ***.... can I get banned for saying all that stuff?
    Tazer would prolly be a much much better bet.. but these days... you know, that car jacking crackhead could prolly sue you if they get hurt in your car.. soo....
    hmmm...
    best bet: have a crappy car that doesnt look worth breaking into.. or.. disguise your install..
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    Never leave your car. Live out of it... hell, we already have PC's in them, all we need is food and a pickle jar for feces and we're all set.

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    This thread hasn't turned out like I had hoped..

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    pickle jar? well that just takes all the fun out of crapping out the window of a moving vehicle.
    But don't take it from me! here's a quote from a real, live newbie:
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    Quote Originally Posted by c4shm0ney
    This thread hasn't turned out like I had hoped..

    Man you dont read enough of the threads on mp3car.com

    we are sick fux and we always need a good spanking, are you game?
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