Thread: Deluo Gps, Dog Crap.....

Despite what you may think this thread is about, you do not. Here is how the story went.

I walk outside to my truck to grab some junk out of it, i had previously removed my carpc for some repairs. so i see my Deluo Gps unit on the dash and i decide to bring it inside. so i grab the unit with my right hand and carry a bunch of other garbage with my left. as im shutting the door, i step back into something squishy, and i pivot. The pivot was very smooth, smoother than a normal pivot on grass. So im already realizing my doom without looking down. Then i check to see the damage, its an immense pile of semi plasma dog mess. at this point, im about to rage on any human being walking their dog by. So i do the slide and smear, along the grass, just completely violating the poor grass sprouts with vile dog juice. as im walking up the stairs to my house, im already leaving behind a track of smelly dog feces, so i decide to take my shoes off, without putting anythign down. Then, suddenly, i drop the gps unit, and im grabbing for the wire as the gps reciever is falling to its doom. im giving it all i got, but i wind up being a couple inches too long, and it hits cold hard cement. not only cracking the unit, but putting it permanently out of service. Now, im typing and looking out my window, for any bastard to walk by my house with a dog. I sincerely hope they let that one go on their way home, to spare them of a nightmare return.