I guess if we should be proud of someone for doing as they should than I deserve a round of applause for taking a dump this morning.
Ladies and gentelmen, please sit down and stop clapping. It is true I didnt break the law. It is true that by placing my rear on the toilet seat I only did as could be expected when I needed to evacuate. Yes, it is true that when I was finished I even washed my hands. But there is one thing you must understand, this is what seperates us Americans from the rest of the world. Law is expected to be followed, Our rears get wiped with toilet paper, Covering your mouth when coughing is considered courtious and our women shave there legs and arm pits in respect to beauty.
But still we have a mole that slips past the norms of civilization and thinks it is ok to steel a piece of software as long as no one saw him take it from a store shelf.
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You should've realized I was f**king joking. GOD! People can't take a joke anymore! :laser::yield::closed_2:
if you can I would cancel your ig4 order and place one for ig2009.