I'm surprised no one had any suggestions about this...
After doing some more searching around I'm going to order this card I think:
PNY Verto GeForce FX 5200 / 256MB DDR / PCI / Dual VGA / TV Out / Video Card
Seems decent... dual RAMDAC and no heat sink, HW MPEG decode. Who knows, maybe the boys will be able to play Vdrift head to head on this card (yeah, right).
Should be fun configuring xorg.