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What an amazing waste of a thread. Well, if nobody else is going to post, I'm going to jack it waaay off-topic.

I would like to put forth the idea that cat farts are indeed toxic, and are dangerous to all forms of life. Dog farts not so much, but still bad.

Discuss.

//going to bed. eventually.

My dogs farts are frickin toxic. The worst I have ever smelt out of an anus. My cats, however, I have never smelt. Maybe this is why they are so deadly.

Originally Posted by jedi7001

My cats, however, I have never smelt. Maybe this is why they are so deadly.

They are far more insidious. They go straight to your brain, causing (in the case of my cat) blinding agony, hallucinations, and violent nausea.

A tip: if you ever think that your cat has farted, don't stick around to find out. Run; run as if the legions of hell were snapping at your heels.

My cat's fart seems to cause blue screen errors in windows
maybee they release some kinda of magnetic field as well?

haha this is the funniest thread i have come across. Myself, i do not own a cat, but i have heard the stories :| On the other hand i have different fingers :|

Go to bed, all of you!!!