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    McDonald's Job Application...

    Quote Originally Posted by User from Howardforums.com
    This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!


    NAME: Greg Bulmash

    SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

    DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

    DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

    EDUCATION: Yes.

    LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

    SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

    MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

    REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

    HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

    PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

    DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

    MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

    DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

    DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

    HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

    DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

    WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

    DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

    SIGN HERE: Aries.
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    That didnt look honest or funny if you have 100s of application to read.

    In reality imagine employing someone who cant answer straight and sensible? More like a PITA guy to work with

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    creative?

    Yup.

    Funny?

    Yup.

    Employee material?

    Nope.

    But.......

    Funny?

    Yup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greatwhite View Post
    creative?

    Yup.

    Funny?

    Yup.

    Employee material?

    Nope.

    But.......

    Funny?

    Yup.
    Yup

    Its only funny as an internet thing. I doubt if its even for real though.

    I wanna see that guy as a politician

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    If the person doing the employing has the same sense of humour, then yes it could work.

    If I was hiring, I would certainly want to meet the guy.

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    SIGN HERE: Aries & Preferred Hours cracked me up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Enforcer View Post
    If I was hiring, I would certainly want to meet the guy.
    We know you would

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    Uhm, as if they are looking for specific qualifications. Hello... It's Micky D's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curiosity View Post
    Uhm, as if they are looking for specific qualifications. Hello... It's Micky D's.
    Well... there is 1 qualification... you have to be breathing...

    Although... sometimes at the McD's by my house... they take so long that... I wonder....



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