Post your Rap Sheet + All the stupid stuff you've ever done (yay!)

**paragraph** · 08-15-2007, 11:19 AM

I'm sure most people here have at least one speeding ticket. So why not post what you've gotten, this has good idea written ALL over it

Lets see, i've got;
Speeding, 75 in a 50, 4 points (but i managed to plea it down to 65 in a 50, only 2 points)
Unsafe Operation of a Motor Vehicle ("ran" a stop sign, did a california stop in front of a cop, but i got that down to a 0 point violation)
Loud Muffler (tanabe hyper medallion on my '95 Accord EX, thrown out cause it was bull)
Reckless Driving (girl stopped short infront of me and i hit her at a whopping 2 miles an hour, causing a whole $10 WORTH OF DAMAGE TO HER CAR! -_-)

And some stupid stuff i've done;
85 in a 25 (i was late for class <.< >.>)
110 in a 50 (i don't think i need to explain that one, flat open road + no traffic =

)

So what have you guys done that you want to tell us about.<br /><br />

**Rafster** · 08-15-2007, 07:21 PM

Well, the only one that I have gotten an actual ticket for was 85 in a 65 + Tailing the vehicle infront of me. The motorcycle cop was an ***, but it's cool, one Saturday at comedy traffic school and a new "friend" (

) later, I was free.

I have done MANY crazy things in my car though.

One of the funniest, I was doing 110 in my car (don't ask me how), on the freeway. I got pulled over and and the cop asks me

Cop:"Do you know how fast you were going son?"
Me: "Well, I was doing about 85."
Cop: "I clocked you going 110"
Me: "That's impossible, my speedometer doesn't go any faster than 85"
Cop: (looks at my speedometer, laughs, and hands me a warning) "HAHA, Just drive slower from now on."
Me: Will do. Thank You!

Rafster

**DarquePervert** · 08-15-2007, 07:37 PM

Yeah. Let's post everything we have ever done wrong.
That's really smart.

**Rafster** · 08-15-2007, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by DarquePervert

Yeah. Let's post everything we have ever done wrong.
That's really smart.

Ehhh.... why not...

Rafster

**edrex** · 08-15-2007, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by Rafster

Ehhh.... why not...

Rafster

He's just scared cause he's not sure what the statute of limitations on sheepf**king is.

**DarquePervert** · 08-15-2007, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by edrex

He's just scared cause he's not sure what the statute of limitations on sheepf**king is.

That's almost, but not quite funny. Good thing you didnt pursue that career int eh comedic arts.

Seriously, though....
How smart is it to air all your legal issues on a publicly accessible internet forum? It's almost as stupid as posting your home address, phone number and social security number...

OK, maybe not your social security number.

Sure, we're all done things we're not proud of (myself included) and things that were abysmally stupid. We're human, and mostly male. That makes us prone to stupidity by default.

I fail to see the validity in a dick banging contest involving illegal acts. Frankly, I'll use other aspects of my life as sources of pride, thank you very much.

**jjh221** · 08-15-2007, 09:47 PM

i agree with DP

**edrex** · 08-15-2007, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by DarquePervert

That's almost, but not quite funny. Good thing you didnt pursue that career int eh comedic arts.

Seriously, though....
How smart is it to air all your legal issues on a publicly accessible internet forum? It's almost as stupid as posting your home address, phone number and social security number...

OK, maybe not your social security number.

Sure, we're all done things we're not proud of (myself included) and things that were abysmally stupid. We're human, and mostly male. That makes us prone to stupidity by default.

I fail to see the validity in a dick banging contest involving illegal acts. Frankly, I'll use other aspects of my life as sources of pride, thank you very much.

Holy crap man. Who f-ing cares if someone wants to start a thread about past mistakes and funny stories? Go pull the stick out of your *** and 10 years from now you can tell a humorous tale about what a sad and grouchy dickhead you used to be.
Now, if someone posts things that they have done how would that lead anyone to know who it was that did it? Mp3car has protected the identity of its users that have stole and cheated other users. I would think you guys would give the same kind of protection to someone who said they once stole candy bars from a grocery store or went on a statewide homeless killing spree. I doubt the FBI is cruising forums looking for the guy that got so drunk at a frat party that he took a **** on the deans porch. And lets face it, the internet is full of stories. There is no way that anyone can know for sure what is true and what is made up.
But, as is true with most threads that you visit, thanks for sucking the life out of this one.

Here's a thought: start a list of things you want to do in the future that you'll look back at and think were stupid/fun. I'll start:

1. Get drunk and **** on DP's porch.

**2k1Toaster** · 08-15-2007, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by edrex

I would think you guys would give the same kind of protection to someone who said they once stole candy bars from a grocery store or went on a statewide homeless killing spree.

So did you steal the candy bars then kill the homeless, or did you kill the homeless and get hungry and steal the candybar?