How to avoid that post coital cuddle

**danielkh** · 10-18-2008, 01:40 PM

"My God, babe, you're almost as good as your sister!"

**jjh221** · 10-18-2008, 02:38 PM

more!

**BiG K** · 10-18-2008, 05:14 PM

Im with rafster, cuddling just means a little break for the fella downstairs.....after which he's ready for round two lol

Round three is pushing it tho lol

I just told my "gf", (got VERY drunk one night and a fat munter..........luckily didnt lead to "IT") I've only known her for 13 hours, 11 of which have been in a state of total inebriation lol

me "I could really do with a massage"
gf "Shall I drive up and give you one?"
me "Nah, I'll book an appointment at the massage parlour - mylin can reach places you just cant"
gf "suit your self then"
me "will do"
gf "Can I just ask how can you make that statement when youve not had a massage from me? or do you just not want me to massage you?"
me "Take a wild guess"

I suppose you could replace cuddle with massage and bobs your uncle, fanny's your aunt, dick's your dad and mary's your mother!

**Genesisfactor** · 10-18-2008, 07:41 PM

thsi is an easy one.

x10 an automatic button to your smoke alarm by your bed. After the whole fear of dying and everything, she'll just want to go home.

It doubles as a novelty joke during the rougher, more friction-y parts of the deed

**Jebus** · 10-18-2008, 09:23 PM

your partner has a cold and it was a silent one

You shouldn't be having sex anyways, How is she gonna breathe during foreplay?

...JJG

**jjh221** · 10-19-2008, 11:01 AM

people have foreplay?

**jjh221** · 10-20-2008, 12:43 PM

dead again damn i kill everything! best way to eliminate cuddles is learn to sleep on your back and not have smelly pits.

**HiJackZX1** · 10-20-2008, 01:36 PM

Another way is if you have children, tell them to come in when they dont hear noises in mommy and daddies room anymore and jump in the bed and sleep in the middle of the bed. Same thing works with pets, in my case I have 4 dogs. i have trained them if I tap on the side of the bed they all come up to sleep. I have never had to use the pet method since everyone is scared to sleep near me.