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    Warning... crazies ahead.

    I had an interesting discussion with a man today who claims to have been commissioned by the US government to go to Iraq and "chop off Saddams head."

    Apparently following that there is a space mission planned (and of course he is to go) for Mars where Saddam's head will be deposited, "becuse there's lots of wind and sand and stuff there, just like Iraq."

    But he says his mom doesn't think it's a "very Christian thing to do," but he's going anyways.

    In other bizarre news I was in San Diego this past week and saw a rather large group of Monks browsing the fertilizer section of Wal-Mart... kind of odd.

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    damn, that could be a bad sign... Fertalizer played a big part in the oklahoma city bombing..

    What walmart was it?

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    I dunno... I was out by La Jolla. Not really sure where it was. I'm not too famaliar with SD.

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    i think anywhere out side of a manastary a large group of monks is a bad thing ... especially if they look to be of the variety that can really kick your *** with one finger
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    You know, they probably just needed fertalizer.

    Contrary to popular belief in the US, all bad things are not rooted in terrorism, and all stuff you can't explain is again not a result of terrorism.

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    and I am gettting sick and tired of Canada... could you guys move... we need more parking.

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    hehe bit far for me to park my car and then walk to where ever i need to go
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    I was just kidding, we have plenty of parking.

    Would you please still go?

    BTW Aaron, the only thing I meant by the whole thing about the monks was how odd it was... old world in the new world kind of thing.

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    I know, I posted the comment to the wrong thread...As far as being sick of Canada, be careful. We're mounting an invasion of the US...While the country is distracted with the "war" on Iraq, we plan to strike...
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    LOL..

    Does Canada even have an army?

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