Thread: A funny

Saw this in a newsgroup and it gave me a good chuckle.


Because of the war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists"
who will try and convince us that we must refrain from
retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September
11, 2001, those who terrorize Israel regularly, those who fund
such acts of terrorism and those who verbally support these
terrorists.

These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of us
don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these
people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of
etiquette:

1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike
up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in their
ideas.

They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking
the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more
violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from
political to religious to humanitarian.

2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch
them in the nose.

3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very
angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.

4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only
brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this
matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent
approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek
and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if
they really believe what they are saying.

5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you
are correct.

6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit
them much harder. Right in the solar plexus.

7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and
the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.

8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an
unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation
of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at
a high cost. We owe our military a huge debt for what they are
about to do for us and our children. We must support them and our
leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike
back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose. Lesson
over, class dismissed.