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    Variable Bitrate mp3hombre's Avatar
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    Aug 2002
    Montreal / Los Angeles

    True (blonde) story

    Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was
    visiting her in-laws,and while there went to a
    nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
    Several people noticed her sitting in her car
    with the windows rolled up and with her eyes
    closed, with both hands behind the back of her
    head. One customer who had been at the store for
    a while became concerned and walked over to the
    car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open,
    and she looked very strange.
    He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
    that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and
    had been holding her brain in for over an hour.
    The man called the paramedics, who broke into the
    car because the doors were locked, and Linda
    refused to remove her hands from her head. When
    they finally got in, they found that Linda had a
    wad of bread stuck to the back of her head. A
    Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
    heat, making a loud noise that sounded
    like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in
    the back of her head. When she reached back to
    find out what it was, she felt the dough and
    thought it was her brains. She initially passed
    out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold
    her brains in for over an hour until someone
    noticed and came to her aid.
    And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

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    Variable Bitrate Mitokondria's Avatar
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    Apr 2002
    Sunny Florida
    this joke is so old. lol

    maybe like 10 years old
    - 3+ years & still no carputer!
    - Done collecting parts
    - Currently planning setup

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    Heard it before... still funny though... lol

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    FLAC bosstone74's Avatar
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    May 2002
    Japan, Oregon
    I watch a tv SHOW CALLED "Myth Busters". The could not find an actual report case anywhere in the U.S.A. But the put the theory to the test anyway, and yes it is possible. The **** blows up at high heat, about 137 degrees in the package.


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