Thread: Bling Bling Bling

Originally Posted by robiewp

And to Adam's suprise...

the apple was really Eve...Summers Eve to be exact.

"a douche?" he said. "WTF?" and Adam threw it away over his shoulder and it hit the burning bush which went out imediatey. The voice of (CPU)God was heard and he said...

Originally Posted by Defiler

the apple was really Eve...Summers Eve to be exact.

"a douche?" he said. "WTF?" and Adam threw it away over his shoulder and it hit the burning bush which went out imediatey. The voice of (CPU)God was heard and he said...

WTF!! why you be a hittin me wit dat apple fur?!!! You best be on yur bes behvur ur I will....

put you up for eviction.

All the other housemates where aghast, and started to

run around in a complete tisie asking questions of why and wtf is a apple fur and In that song blinded by the light is he really saying wrapped up like a douche on a saturday night? but all this was brought to a head when the burning bush reignated and (CPU)God spoke again with a loud and thunderus voice. He said He had Mission and it was

to sperminate as many men and women they could find. only until the world knew about their religion will the spermination stop along with the countless cross dressing. As (CPU)God looked over the land seeing many men and women converting, he thought to him self "Now what shall i call this new religion? i know! from this day forth it shall be known as.."

Sex-A-Poliza! (Now With More Lube)

... And then God(CPU) changed his mind and decided to call it Cult because it really wasn't a real religion just a whole bunch of spermination going on.

After the housemates settled down from their Tissy Fit's Bob The Wonder Bra picked up the used bottle of Summers Eve that everyone discarded and decided that it was some good protien and......

force fed it to the monkey. His appetite had shrunk so small that he was becoming ematiated- all the smokes just killed his tastebuds. When he regained conciusness, the monkey said...