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Reply With Quote.... pay up or i'll make you watch the "stop or my mom will shoot" dvd on repeat.
and Stallone said, "Hey Arnie - where's my share from sale of Planet Holllywood???? You owe me fi' dolla".....
.... pay up or i'll make you watch the "stop or my mom will shoot" dvd on repeat.
...then two dudes did it
CarPC install is starting to come along again...
Let me speak to your mother arnie yells, whilst in outter space. But nobody hears.
When the two dudes where finished doing it (playing patty cake), They started holding hands and singing coombyyah and burning sage.
Just then arnold woke up and realized that his shannanagins with Sylvester had all been a dream. He woke up to the cold reality that the earth had been encinerated by the many nuclear bombs. He pondered why he was still alive and then the light bulb went off.
He was spared to sperminate the new heaven and the new earth. Arnie quickly....
-Jesus- King of Kings Lord of Lords
...cracked one off, the dirty bugger.....
booger monster that lives in the closet came out, and said "I'm free"
"Ok Mr Humphries, can you see to this customer?" replied Mr Peacock
Quickly arnold gained controll of himself... Apparently he had gone into another one of his skitsophrenic spells.
He went about trying....
-Jesus- King of Kings Lord of Lords
Arnie's mam burst in whilst simultaneously making the token gesture of knocking on his bedroom door: "Arnold - your breakfast's ready....oh my God...put it away Arnold - you'll go blind!"
"Well anyway, your friend Bruce Willis is at the door - he wants to know if you want to help him on his lines for the school play".
Now Bruce was a bit of a dunce when it came to school, although his panchant for theatre surpassed his actual abilities...
Argggggg said arnie... not another one of my lame Skitso episodes. Arnie realized that he was the only one on earth and that he had acted out the whole scene.
He then got a hold of himself and began looking for any victem i mean person to sperminiate in Call-ee-forn-eea
-Jesus- King of Kings Lord of Lords
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