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    This Gives A Whole New Meaning To The Word Statistics'...

    THIS GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD STATISTICS'...


    During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

    In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

    Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)

    An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

    In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept!

    Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    In a lifetime 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home, will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests
    snooping in your medicine cabinet.

    At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

    Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

    YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW!




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    If I masturbate in the shower does that count as washing my hands?

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    If I masturbate in the shower does that count as washing my hands?

    No...you are washing your penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky327
    If I masturbate in the shower does that count as washing my hands?

    No...you are washing your penis
    Don't ever shake my hand.

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    Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
    but that actaully seems low.

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    this falls on the category of "what's the point of worrying". I have the choice to freak out about washing my hands after shaking hands, cleaning everything, not eating fast food... OR I can just live normally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimmyM
    If I masturbate in the shower does that count as washing my hands?
    This depends on wheather or not the water is on and you are using soap.
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