Thread: **** of a GF caught in the act

Originally Posted by Chairboy

A Divorce Letter

Dear Connie,

-etc-

Otherwise, can you let just let me know where you hid
the damn remote?

Love,

Dan.

Word Twice!

Vengeance, thy name is WizardPC.

I won't bore you guys with the details, so here's the short version (even though its still pretty long). I was dating this girl my sophmore year of college and found out that she was ******* someone else on a regular basis--actually, it was her boyfreind and I was the other guy. I hate it when that happens.

So I got all sneaky about it. I went and made freinds with her boyfriend until he found out who I was. She had told him that "this guy" liked her and she wasnt interested. Anyway, after she discovered that I had been hangin out with her boyfriend, she told him who I was and she stopped seeing me for about a month. When we got back together, it was vengeance time.

She told me she broke up with that guy (and I knew she was lying, but that was all part of the plan). I got a few more good lays in, then one morning I got up and went downstairs. I picked up the phone and called her boyfriend from her apartment.

Me: hey scott, look anna told me that she stopped dating you, so I assume she told you she stopped seeing me and I just figure'd you'd....
Him: Shut the **** up man, she doesnt like you. Stop trying to break us up.
Me: Hey dumbass, check your caller ID. Where am I calling from at 6 in the morning?!
<click>

I left, and saw her a couple of hours later bawling her eyes out. It was GREAT!

But wait! There's more!
She had her sister and another girl living with her in the same apartment. Her sister hated her more than I did, so we planned it out so that she would catch us screwing in her bed. I'll never forget the look on her face when I asked her if she could get me a towel!

Fast forward 2 years. Me and her roommate are dating at that time (they no longer lived together) and we see her at walmart. She looks at the girl and says something to the effect of "what the hell are you doing with him", to which the roommate replies:"You never told me he could go all night!"

She starts crying again, right there in the middle of Walmart. It was beautiful.

I dunno. Maybe there's something wrong with me, but I really enjoyed the hat-trick (her, her sister, then her roommate)

Originally Posted by wizardPC

Vengeance, thy name is WizardPC.

Wizard, my main man. You just earned the title of COMPLETE JACKASS! Dude, that was so cool!!!

So let me get this straight....

You were doing the bad thing with this chick, and she's all like with you, but she's really dating you on the side from her main dude, who's she's all like with, which makes you .
So you hook up with her boyfriend and spill the beans on her, and at first he's like but then gets , leaving her in tears, and you hop in bed with her sister.

This wasn't enough however, and you soon hooked up with her ex-roommate, and she was all like in front of your ex, who was shamed to tears once again, IN PUBLIC.

So you, in the end, get three women, all in the name of vengeance. That would have me all like

Couldn't help it man.. the smilies are too much fun...

WOW guys thanks for all of the heartfelt support and stories. Alot you really made me laugh. I think i may have to start snowboarding (only reason i didn't was cause she didn't like it)

So on to the details... This was straight out of a movie...

We had been arguing for a week or so becasue she was putting her friends before me. So i straight told her *** that she needs to check herself and figure out who the f*** was important to her.

4:30pm saturday: Instead of working things out she insisted on leaving to go to a BBQ (with these friends) which i wasn't invited... so before she left left Drama insued.

11:30pm saturday: I was feeling ansy and went to work out. I started praying to god inbetween sets and was crying out god please reveal to me what is going on in our relation ship. I felt a need to go by her house so i left the gym (only a block or so away from the gym). There I met up with her room mate which was trippen on her whereabouts.

12:30am sunday: I suspect she is with this dude Phill (becasue thats who she left the BBQ with) Her roomate was seeing this guy until he lost interest in her and turned toward my girl. So the roomate gave me the address. I swung by dudes house (i was guided there thanks to GPS and carputer ) and nothing. I crused the beach (cause thats where she said she was going) nothing.

1:30am sunday: I call the roomate to let her know that she was not to be found and i was heading home.Then she told me that she was posted outside dudes house. while still on the phone she tells me that my girl just pulled up. They both walked inside. She comes back out and gets something inside her car and goes back inside with him.

2:00am sunday: I roll up as fast as i could get there. I knock on dudes door. and no one answers. I know they are inside (probably getting busy by now) so i walk over to her car (i remeber i have the key) I open it up and what do I find??? a box of magnum rubers with two missing (i suspect that that was what she came back to the car to grab) So tell her roommate what i found (she is lurking around) she says that she can see his light on (thank god she knew what room was his as if the condoms werent enough evidence)

2:10am sunday: Roomate and I creep along the side of the house and stand outside listening (window is open) I can hear music playing and see candle light flickering. I listen on and hear the moaning of foreplay or sex by both of them.

2:15am sunday: So i break the silence outside his window and start cussing and yelling many obcenities and cutdowns. I tell her that she just lost the best thing that ever happened to her (which is the truth). I cuss for another 5 minutes outside the window about what a whore she is, I made it clear that there is no way in hell that we will ever work this out and leave

2:20am sunday: I hop in her car and find the closest red curb and park it. I left the lights on to drain the battery and hoped it got towed. The room mate followed me and drive me back to my car (parked the next street down from dudes house)

2:30am sunday: she calls me crying asking where her car is so i tell the skank to walk her dirty *** home along with another 5 -10 minutes of filthy insults and yelling and then i hang up on her. She then immediatly calls the roomate who is sitting right next to me and tells her the whole story (they don't know she is was involved) she massages the story to suit her needs (a ride) but roomate starts breaking it down about what a filthy slut she is and how that was her man and this and that and told her to walk home.

3:00am sunday: I drive by with her sitting outside on the lawn puking and crying and whistle acouple of times and yell "10 dollas 10 dollas you f***ing whore".

So thats the play by play. We are through obviosly and I thank god that he revealed to me her cheating nature before kids and marriage. The thing is that she was never tested before. I was her world and she never let anyone get that close to be able to start whispering in her ear crap to minipulate her away from me (this guy is a smooth talker). I am so glad that i didn't waste another minute with her dumb ***.

I have totally looked at the bright side of things and appriciate the fact the god has another better woman in store for me and i appriciate the newly found freedom.

As for the hookers, strip clubs and drinking i think i will avoid (only more trouble and meaningless relationships).

Alot of you had good advice and comments thanks for all of your support. It is much better to have a clean break. Sorry for the long post.

damn, my heart goes out to you man. But I think you handled it pretty well. No police to knock at your door!

Originally Posted by antimatter

I am so glad that i didn't waste another minute with her dumb ***.

I have totally looked at the bright side of things and appriciate the fact the god has another better woman in store for me and i appriciate the newly found freedom.

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Thats just what i think, you were wasting you time , and she just reveled herself to you.Nothing can justify cheating !!
Enjoy your life, having a girl is great ,dont lose your faith of finding someone right for you.

Hey, great replies, funny (and a bit scary). I hope we don't get a link to a news story about a mp3car member going on a murder rampage.


Its a ****ty situation. Nobody wants to end a relationship like this.

Facts are:
+You weren't married (no ugly divorce hearings)
+You didn't have children.
+Most people have gone through a painful breakup (some like yours, more painful than others)
+Not all girls are ****s.
+YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA!!! I went there last year and couldn't believe how many beautiful women there were.
+It's better that you found out now then after you got married. 5 years is a long time, but 10 years is longer.
+Find another girl, a nice one, take it slow. The only way to get over something like this is move on, not beat the hell out of her.
+also, you've got a great hobby, cars. Snowboarding is great too. Especially in Cali. (Your can got to the beach and mountains the same day!)

Good luck, man.

Wicked. The absolute best part was when you used the carputer's GPS to get there; to think, the whole plan could have fallen over if you hadn't been able to find his place! Why, you might still be with the *****!

This has almost become a community service ad - People of earth; you NEED carputers!! Antimatter has one, and it busted his cheating girlfriend - why don't you have one!?