I am the confusion Master, and here are some of my pearls of wisdom that I have imparted on other forums.
(NB some have more relevance if the post they were relating to was available).
we are all students, we never stop being a student, until we stop being.
Talk in the written form does not always convey all that it might should it be done vocally.
One swallow does not a summer make, but regular swallows reduce the chances of breast cancer.
Theory and book learning is all well and good, but doing things in the real world is where you will find the truth.
You can **** off some of the people all of the time, or you can **** off all the people some of the time, but you can't **** off all the people all of the time.
The world is not flat now, but it will be flat broke when we've finished with it.
When posting a date that is equal to the date that freak makes his 8000th post, thy will be entitled to win 5 Study Guides of your choice from his site.
1. you must be the first person to post that date
2. your post should not have been edited.
Or in other words : Post a 'king date
confusion master says : when pupil can outperform the master, then the master has taught well.
Confusion says: Written English is like Photography, you have to be careful where you put your negatives.
Confusion says : Relevance is in the realm of miscomprehension
Confusion says: Love is like a honey pot, once you go in, you come out all sticky.
Confusion says : All work and no play, means Shakespeare you are not
confusion says : always hover over a link before you press the button
confusion says: to pose a question, one must dot the eyes and cross the trees.
He who pulls a cracker, doesn't necessarily get a good bang from it
confusion says: when taking photos, make sure sun (like all your troubles) is behind you
confusion says: "man who stands on Toilet, is in France"
Confusion says: where once there was dark there is light, where once there is light is dark.
Irishman said: black is white, white is black. Before gettting himself killed on a Zebra crossing.
when faced with staring at bare wall, improve things by painting pretty picture on it
remember the gifted lawyer, who managed to prove white was black and black was white. Who then promptly got run over at the next zebra crossing.
confusion says: always check link after posting, otherwise you look complete dork
You are only as old as who you feel.
sometimes one has to look beyond the realms of reality to find a solution that sits well upon one's shoulders.
Anyone who is big enough to stand up and admit their faults, is the biggest idiot in town.
for a proverb to come into existence, it first has to be vocalised, as no one remembers a proverb never said.
man must not read too much into proverbs and must sometimes look at smiley face next to them to gain true meaning