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    Confusion Says

    I am the confusion Master, and here are some of my pearls of wisdom that I have imparted on other forums.

    (NB some have more relevance if the post they were relating to was available).

    Confusion says:

    we are all students, we never stop being a student, until we stop being.

    Confusion says:

    Talk in the written form does not always convey all that it might should it be done vocally.

    Confusion says:

    One swallow does not a summer make, but regular swallows reduce the chances of breast cancer.

    Confusion says:

    Theory and book learning is all well and good, but doing things in the real world is where you will find the truth.

    Confusion says:

    You can **** off some of the people all of the time, or you can **** off all the people some of the time, but you can't **** off all the people all of the time.

    Confusion says:

    The world is not flat now, but it will be flat broke when we've finished with it.

    Confusion says:

    When posting a date that is equal to the date that freak makes his 8000th post, thy will be entitled to win 5 Study Guides of your choice from his site.


    Two proviso's

    1. you must be the first person to post that date

    2. your post should not have been edited.

    Or in other words : Post a 'king date

    confusion master says : when pupil can outperform the master, then the master has taught well.

    Confusion says: Written English is like Photography, you have to be careful where you put your negatives.

    Confusion says : Relevance is in the realm of miscomprehension

    Confusion says: Love is like a honey pot, once you go in, you come out all sticky.


    Confusion says : All work and no play, means Shakespeare you are not

    confusion says : always hover over a link before you press the button

    confusion says: to pose a question, one must dot the eyes and cross the trees.

    confusion says:

    He who pulls a cracker, doesn't necessarily get a good bang from it

    confusion says: when taking photos, make sure sun (like all your troubles) is behind you

    confusion says: "man who stands on Toilet, is in France"

    Confusion says: where once there was dark there is light, where once there is light is dark.

    Irishman said: black is white, white is black. Before gettting himself killed on a Zebra crossing.

    confusion says:

    when faced with staring at bare wall, improve things by painting pretty picture on it

    confusion says:

    remember the gifted lawyer, who managed to prove white was black and black was white. Who then promptly got run over at the next zebra crossing.

    confusion says: always check link after posting, otherwise you look complete dork

    confusion says:

    You are only as old as who you feel.

    confusion says

    sometimes one has to look beyond the realms of reality to find a solution that sits well upon one's shoulders.

    confusion says

    Anyone who is big enough to stand up and admit their faults, is the biggest idiot in town.


    confusion says

    for a proverb to come into existence, it first has to be vocalised, as no one remembers a proverb never said.



    confusion says

    man must not read too much into proverbs and must sometimes look at smiley face next to them to gain true meaning

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    Ummm...Confusion says
    Baseball wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
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    I seriously do wonder WTF you are on, half of the posts you make make absolutely no sense at all
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    Confusion says, I must meet my haircut appointment before coming back to read this post slowly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Confused
    I seriously do wonder WTF you are on, half of the posts you make make absolutely no sense at all

    *cough* you talking ta me. are you talking to me?

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    The guide to life this one:

    Assumptions - The one true mother of all **** ups.

    Live on that one and you wont **** up half as often.

    Dont assume anything!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracos
    The guide to life this one:

    Assumptions - The one true mother of all **** ups.

    Live on that one and you wont **** up half as often.

    Dont assume anything!!!
    Or as Benny Hill used to say.

    Don't assume, because when you do, you make an *** out of U and ME

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enforcer View Post
    2 and a half years old badger.
    I know. If n00bs can bring stuff back from the dead...

    Anyways I want to hear all those "'confusion' say:" quotes!
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