Prison vs Work
What's the difference? read on!
Subject: Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, This should make
things a bit more clear....
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all
the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who wets on the
toilet.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't speak to your family.
IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no
work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work
and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars
wanting to get out
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get
out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers
good stuff, so true. During hurricane Ivan i stayed in the visiter center at the county jail and they fed us with the same stuff the prisoners ate for the two days. OMG is was soo good, like 3 course meals. Their were chicken sandwiches, hambergers, pork, hotdogs, you name it. I didnt want to leave
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Haha, come over here and eat at Angola. You'll change your mind quick.Originally Posted by Rith
good stuff, so true. During hurricane Ivan i stayed in the visiter center at the county jail and they fed us with the same stuff the prisoners ate for the two days. OMG is was soo good, like 3 course meals. Their were chicken sandwiches, hambergers, pork, hotdogs, you name it. I didnt want to leave
The food isn't REAL bad, but the have the same 7 meals all year round
except for Thanksgiving and Christmas. So they have a total of 9 meals.
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Some people would rather go to prison than live on the streets and we have to pay for them
IN PRISON: you get f***ed in the ***.
AT WORK:...actualy I work at a marina and things are pretty layed back...lol, and my parents pay for the meals...and theres some hot girls all over the place..I'll stick to the marina, for those of you who have a cubical like my dad and brother...man that must SUCK...
good point but i got a better one...IN PRISON: you get f***ed in the ***.
AT WORK:...actualy I work at a marina and things are pretty layed back...lol, and my parents pay for the meals...and theres some hot girls all over the place..I'll stick to the marina, for those of you who has a cubical like my dad and brother...man that must SUCK...
GO WORK AS A PORN STAR!!!!
Prison: you get f**ed in the ***
Work: you get to f**k dirty sluts in the ***
That is a good point except for the "dirty" and "slut" part...
dirtier and sluttier the better. I'm not suggesting you marry one!That is a good point except for the "dirty" and "slut" part...
PORN STAR: Get f**ked in the *** by someone with prison tattoos.
PRISON: Get f**ked in the *** by someone while they are getting prison tattoos.
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