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  1. 12-06-2004, 07:44 PM #1
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    A priest by him self walks into a bar.....

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    Horse walks into a drinking establishment.

    upon reaching the bar, he asks the person for a pint of the finest ale.

    bars person reples "fine, but why the long face"

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    Two omlettes in a frying pan.
    One says to the other, "Phew, it's hot in here".
    Other one says, "***** me! A talking omlette"....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti
    Two omlettes in a frying pan.
    One says to the other, "Phew, it's hot in here".
    Other one says, "***** me! A talking omlette"....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti
    Two omlettes in a frying pan.
    One says to the other, "Phew, it's hot in here".
    Other one says, "***** me! A talking omlette"....
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