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  1. 01-11-2005, 03:28 AM #11
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    I find nothing wrong with this. I figure I'll request one from a different company every month, possibly using codenames to get the job done. how long do condoms last unused? I figure I can end up with a small backlog for sudden spikes in sexual activity.
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  2. 01-11-2005, 05:47 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by gospeed.racer
    not tonight honey, im waiting for a package....
    At which point she immediatly packs her bags and heads off to her mums thinking you have just got into S&M and the gimp suit and 12 inch rubber dildo is on the way!

    Condoms last for ages - they have a best before date. And if you want them free over here you just head down to the family planning clinic but they are always durex ultra safe (as they have to cater for all sexual activity ) so you can't feel anything and get put off sex - hence the best contraception and STD protection!
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    Who needs a condom? Just pull it out and play some paintball...
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoGTI
    Who needs a condom? Just pull it out and play some paintball...


    I like the old pull it out, spit on her back and wait till she turns round!
    (i can't believe i just wrote that!)

    I hope we are not aiding a felony here btw!
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  5. 01-11-2005, 02:42 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxAndyxX
    Does anyone know how to open a letter without breaking the seal or breaking the seal in such a way you can put it back?
    Dude spill the beans.... who? what? when? where? and why?
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  6. 01-11-2005, 07:16 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by antimatter
    Dude spill the beans.... who? what? when? where? and why?

    it's obvious. he had sex with a girl, who moved, and now there's a letter coming telling him whether she's pregnant or not. he doesn't want his parents to know he ****ed up bigtime, or at least not until he's outta the door and running off to be a father.

    hence the minor hypnotic suggestions to make all of us discuss condoms.
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  7. 01-11-2005, 07:53 PM #17
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    Nah, it's just grades. For sure, why else bother? What's the alternative, that he's an obsessive stalker who is convinced he'll find evidence of his girlfriend cheating in a piece of mail?

    hmm...

    actually, now that I think about it, maybe I shouldn't have helped.
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    if it was posted locally - eg school grades you could always rip the envelope and jsut put it in a new one and repost it.
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  9. 01-11-2005, 09:42 PM #19
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    It's gotta be grades because my daughter in law just got her grades on Jan. 7th. She's a freshman in H.S. here in GA.
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  10. 01-12-2005, 03:35 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by cbergeron
    It's gotta be grades because my daughter in law just got her grades on Jan. 7th. She's a freshman in H.S. here in GA.
    Your son is married to a High School Freshman?!?
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