Best Chat Up Line that Worked...

**jcdillin** · 01-22-2005, 02:03 PM

so true

**Chairboy** · 01-22-2005, 02:04 PM

Try the following:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

**jjh221** · 01-22-2005, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by Chairboy

Try the following:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

hahahahahahahaha

how about

"im hungry"

**FyreDaug** · 01-22-2005, 09:03 PM

Here's a song you could try:

http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/

hehe

Ohhh baby I'm thinkin about your axe wound!

**Chairboy** · 01-22-2005, 09:16 PM

"Hello Susie, your mommy asked me to pick you up from school today. Oh, I'm a trusted friend of hers, not a stranger, so don't worry. My, what a pretty dress!"

**jjh221** · 01-22-2005, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by Chairboy

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? um ?

**Scouse Monkey** · 01-22-2005, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by FyreDaug

Ohhh baby I'm thinkin about your axe wound!

Spam Purse!

**Grayscale** · 01-26-2005, 04:11 PM

do you know what'd look good on you? me

if i said you had a really good body would you hold it against me?

**lgbr** · 01-26-2005, 08:46 PM

I'm suprised no one mentioned anything from Quagmeyer yet....

"You must be a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you."

"Hey.. if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together."

To two girls:

"So.. you two ladies ever been penetrated?"

"Hey there... I don't wanna come in between ya... or do I?"