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  1. 01-26-2005, 09:00 PM #31
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    "fancy a shag?"
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  3. 01-27-2005, 12:22 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by chewiee
    OK, its Friday, I feel ill and I'm in the mood for doing nothing!

    What is the best chatup line that you've used on a girl that worked? It's gotta be original and at least got you a snog!

    So far mine is a double-whammy (current girlfriend of 2.5 years, so it must've worked).

    On first meeting her:
    "Hello you northern b--ches, get a load of my belly!" - with me in leather trousers and a wastecoat about to go onstage for a festival gig we were playing.

    And when I first snogged her, we were in a club and when the lights came up, I shouted:

    "F--kin hell, no one told me you were a minger!?"

    Bouncer walked passed and looked at me as if I was gonna get a slap! Girl friend has a wicked sense of humour and said something equally cheeky back

    Over to you lot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Monkey
    "fancy a shag?"
    i'll 2nd that, but only when im hammered.

    anyone got any chatup lines that work on MILFs?
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  5. 01-27-2005, 08:20 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motoko
    anyone got any chatup lines that work on MILFs?
    1. "You reckon you're better than your daughter?"

    2. "Well you ain't gonna do any better tonight so how about it?"

    3. "So you husband neglects you and is alwasy busy at work......"

    4. Just act quite shy and then take you jumper off alloweing her to get a flash of your six-pack - older women can't resist a firm young body

    5. "Fancy a shag?"
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  6. 01-27-2005, 09:36 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Monkey
    5. "Fancy a shag?"


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  7. 01-27-2005, 10:44 AM #37
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    gawd - every time I see that picture it makes me want to vomit.....hahahaha

    but it's SO FUNNY!
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  8. 01-27-2005, 01:28 PM #38
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    OMG she is a honey isn't she!

    I'm sure she has a lovely personality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motoko
    anyone got any chatup lines that work on MILFs?
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