Thread: Best Chat Up Line that Worked...

Originally Posted by FyreDaug

When I was younger I used to play a game on the phone with girls I liked, where it was a yes or no game. Basically you take turns asking questions like "omg do you ever.... ever... mm... masterbate?" and stuff like that.
But I asked once "If I asked you out what would you say?"

Got me a yes. Giggidy

Did you take a some phones along on the date with you to carry on with it...

"if i asked you to give me head, would you ?".....

Originally Posted by blurp

I never was good at coming up with any pick-up lines, so I would just sit at the end of the bar licking my eyebrows. It's amazing how well that worked.

Yeah well i just flop my cock out onto the bar.

Originally Posted by Chairboy

Try the following:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

As I have red hair I think "Do you wanna go halves on a ginger baby?" should do the trick