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    Technology for Country Folk

    LOG ON:



    Making a wood stove hot


    LOG OFF:



    Too much wood on fire


    MONITOR:



    Keep'n an eye on the wood stove


    DOWN LOAD:



    Gitten the farwood off'n the truck


    MEGA HERTZ:



    When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood


    FLOPPY DISC:



    Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood


    RAM:



    That thar thang what splits the farwood


    HARD DRIVE:



    Gitten home in the winter time


    WINDOWS:



    Whut to shut when its cold outside


    SCREEN:



    Whut to shut when its black fly season


    BYTE:



    Whut dem dang flys do


    CHIP:



    Munchies fer the TV


    MICRO CHIP:



    Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag


    MODEM:



    Whatcha do to the hay fields


    DOT MATRIX:



    Ole Dan Matrix's wife


    LAP TOP:



    Whar the kitty sleeps


    KEYBOARD:



    Whar you hang the dang truck keys


    SOFTWARE:



    Dem dang plastic forks and knifes


    MOUSE:



    What eats the grain in the barn


    MOUSE PAD:



    That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives


    MAINFRAME:



    Holds up the barn roof


    PORT:



    Fancy flatlander wine


    ENTER:



    Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"


    CLICK:



    Whut you hear when you cock yer gun


    DOUBLE CLICK:



    When you cock the double barrel


    REBOOT:



    Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse

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    Had to do a double take on some of those, but that's funny!!

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    do you guys have rednecks over in the UK?

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    We still have our country bumpkins and people who've never seen coloured folk before....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti
    We still have our country bumpkins and people who've never seen coloured folk before....
    yeah i sent them to my friend who is a country bumpkin as some reminded me of her.

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    A professor I had for "Intercultural Communication" actually used this in class one day.
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    man this has to be at lease 6 years old! and where are the pictures?
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