Making a wood stove hot
Too much wood on fire
Keep'n an eye on the wood stove
Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood
Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
That thar thang what splits the farwood
Gitten home in the winter time
Whut to shut when its cold outside
Whut to shut when its black fly season
Whut dem dang flys do
Munchies fer the TV
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
Whatcha do to the hay fields
Ole Dan Matrix's wife
Whar the kitty sleeps
Whar you hang the dang truck keys
Dem dang plastic forks and knifes
What eats the grain in the barn
That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives
Holds up the barn roof
Fancy flatlander wine
Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"
Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
When you cock the double barrel
Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse
Had to do a double take on some of those, but that's funny!!
do you guys have rednecks over in the UK?
We don't get enough sun for that to happen.
We still have our country bumpkins and people who've never seen coloured folk before....
yeah i sent them to my friend who is a country bumpkin as some reminded me of her.Originally Posted by Spaghetti
good ol' pikeys
CarPC status: iPod, 3,456,217 songs so **** you
A professor I had for "Intercultural Communication" actually used this in class one day.
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Head units are for cheaters!
sure some girls fake orgasms.....but it's guys like me who fake the whole relationship
man this has to be at lease 6 years old! and where are the pictures?
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