Thread: Technology for Country Folk

LOG ON:



Making a wood stove hot


LOG OFF:



Too much wood on fire


MONITOR:



Keep'n an eye on the wood stove


DOWN LOAD:



Gitten the farwood off'n the truck


MEGA HERTZ:



When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood


FLOPPY DISC:



Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood


RAM:



That thar thang what splits the farwood


HARD DRIVE:



Gitten home in the winter time


WINDOWS:



Whut to shut when its cold outside


SCREEN:



Whut to shut when its black fly season


BYTE:



Whut dem dang flys do


CHIP:



Munchies fer the TV


MICRO CHIP:



Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag


MODEM:



Whatcha do to the hay fields


DOT MATRIX:



Ole Dan Matrix's wife


LAP TOP:



Whar the kitty sleeps


KEYBOARD:



Whar you hang the dang truck keys


SOFTWARE:



Dem dang plastic forks and knifes


MOUSE:



What eats the grain in the barn


MOUSE PAD:



That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives


MAINFRAME:



Holds up the barn roof


PORT:



Fancy flatlander wine


ENTER:



Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"


CLICK:



Whut you hear when you cock yer gun


DOUBLE CLICK:



When you cock the double barrel


REBOOT:



Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse