Thread: Germans: become a hooker or we'll cut your unemployment

Originally Posted by jjh221

dig up how much they cost

I'm not writing the tourism brochure!

Originally Posted by wizardPC

You know, with 11% unemployment the German government could just beef up the military.


oh wait, maybe that's not such a good idea

Men are required to serve one year in the military or serve a year in 'civil service' if they have a strong objection to being a part of a military.

Beyond that, Germany's military may only exist in a defensive role.

So, yes, I think you're right. Not such a good idea.

Originally Posted by Scouse Monkey

Yeah Poland may not like that either!

EDIT: Can you imagine being forced to be a male prostitute? OMG that brings tears to my eyes! I am 110% against women being forced into it but at least they have the right hole for it.....

I thought the very same thing. Actually, I know someone here who sells vacuum cleaners. When I read this article, I called him and told him I found another job that sucks. It didn't quite translate right, but I found it hilarious.

This thread just became rated X.
Parental Advisory.

Ironically, unemployment in Germany hit the 12% mark today, cresting 5million w/o jobs.

Originally Posted by Scouse Monkey

They are gonna need a lot of brothels to give that lot jobs! i wonder if the government will put viagra in the water supply to keep the 'demand up'

Gives me more incentive to not get fired (get the sack).