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    Next time this happens to anyone. Do this:
    Say nothing and just walk away.
    If the silence and walking away part doesnt get them thinking, and they cant figure out why you did that. Then perhaps it was best that you said nothing and just walked away. A little head shake doesnt hurt either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjh221
    Next time this happens to anyone. Do this:
    Say nothing and just walk away.
    If the silence and walking away part doesnt get them thinking, and they cant figure out why you did that. Then perhaps it was best that you said nothing and just walked away. A little head shake doesnt hurt either.
    I like that. I would have to struggle to keep a straight face. Nice one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjh221
    Next time this happens to anyone. Do this:
    Say nothing and just walk away.
    If the silence and walking away part doesnt get them thinking, and they cant figure out why you did that. Then perhaps it was best that you said nothing and just walked away. A little head shake doesnt hurt either.
    Some of us have dated some really dumb girls. They might not catch on. They'd probably follow or ask where we're going.

    I can't remember where I saw it, but I once read a story about a guy who had met a girl online. He thought she was cute, and after a while they finally met and went on a date. When they got to the restauraunt, she tried to stick him with a massive tab. He said he was going to the bathroom, and left his jacket. He simply left, and she waited there for hours. This guy has some cojones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lgbr
    Some of us have dated some really dumb girls. They might not catch on. They'd probably follow or ask where we're going.
    Then when she does follow, do this:
    Hold your finger up to your lips then to hers and whisper softly "shhhhh" then take off running like a loony.

    I can't remember where I saw it, but I once read a story about a guy who had met a girl online. He thought she was cute, and after a while they finally met and went on a date. When they got to the restauraunt, she tried to stick him with a massive tab. He said he was going to the bathroom, and left his jacket. He simply left, and she waited there for hours. This guy has some cojones.
    Big cojones? WTF he left his jacket?
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    That reminds me of the "Rejection Line".. this classic!! lmfao

    http://www.rejectionline.com/

    Edit: There are numbers in all areas, check the "Other Numbers" link, you never know when you may need this..

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    Alright... who dated this one? http://www.stileproject.com/flash/stfu.html

    And for those who need practice dating, here's a dating rpg http://www.stileproject.com/flash/hina.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by tj!2k4
    Alright... who dated this one? http://www.stileproject.com/flash/stfu.html
    Does she ever shut up

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    I know you guys will all enjoy this (from here http://www.pointsincase.com/how_to_argue_females.htm)

    How to Argue With Females
    Comedy Article by www.pointsincase.com
    By staff writer Justin Rebello


    The Allied Invasion. The Trojan Horse. The Divine Plan. The following strategy puts them all to shame because it defines how to finally defeat the great beast of society: women.

    Arguing with girls, like yoga, is a meaningless and inane exercise. A lot of guys hate doing it, most notably because it never seems like we can win. But you can win. Here's how.

    Step 1. Abandon all logic. Girls don't use it, and you certainly shouldn't allow it to handicap you.

    Step 2. If you believe strongly in something, do NOT give in to any aspect of it. Compromise is useless against girls, because they will rationalize that if they can get you to concede to one element, they can get you to quit on the whole ****in' Periodic Table. (Nothing like a little chemistry humor, right?)

    Step 3. Don't be afraid to take cheap shots. Ever argue with a girl about something and they randomly insult you with something that has no relevance to the argument? That's their way of trying to wear you down and push you off-topic. Fight fire with fire, I say. Tell her she has a fat ***, small boobs, an ugly face, disorienting facial hair, unwieldy hips, and is a genuinely awful person.



    Step 4. Cite precedent. Girls have no concept of historical factors relating to the current situation. Most girls reading this just went over to dictionary.com to see what "precedent" meant.

    Step 5. Interrupt her. Don't let her talk. Girls hate that like they hate other girls. It's hilarious, too. They get all frazzled.

    Step 6. Don't take her seriously. Laugh at every point she deems serious in nature. Fart, if possible. Derail her emotional train.

    Step 7. If the argument escalates, cut off all communication with her. If a girl can't find you, she can't continue arguing about bull****. Change your phone number, relocate, and get a name change if you must.

    Step 8. Don't be fooled by "Let's stop arguing please." That's their way of making you let your guard down, so they can swoop in after you're worn down. Instead, say something like "Yeah, all this being right is exhausting for me." ****es them off. Just trust me.

    Step 9. Compare her unfavorably with another girl. This is especially effective if the comparison is with a girl that they simply abhor. Tell her something like, "Lisa is so much more compassionate than you." Girls hate other girls, like a deer hates a shotgun. And how do you take down a deer? Exactly.

    Step 10. Don't be intimidated by the water works. That's their ultimate contingency, knowing that guys can't deal with a crying girl. Stay strong, don't let yourself get emotional, just think of something funny. Replay scenes from "Office Space" in your head if you must.

    Step 11. Bust out, "I don't feel like fighting. I've proven my point." Then stop. Leave the argument. It ****es them off because a guy's natural reaction is to resolve, whereas a girl's is to continue forever and ever until the end of time until they hear that they are right. If a guy decides that he is right and won't budge, their whole concept of male-female relations is shot to ****. Again, mind games.

    Step 12. Ask her if she's on the rag. Self-explanatory.

    Step 13. When all else fails, tell her she's just like her mother. It's an ace-in-the-hole and will emotionally cripple her to such a degree she may even forget her whole argument.

    Remember, girls are the less intelligent of the genders. All throughout history men have out-thought, out-invented, and out-created women in every facet of existence. Isn't it about time we won an argument for once? Gentlemen, that time is now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tj!2k4
    Step 6. Don't take her seriously. Laugh at every point she deems serious in nature. Fart, if possible. Derail her emotional train.

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    "Girls hate other girls, like a deer hates a shotgun. And how do you take down a deer? Exactly."

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