Genius. Pure and utter genius.
Genius. Pure and utter genius.
lol yea, i heard about it a long time ago on tv.
I second that :)Quote:
Originally Posted by WebDog
I've used it... I've had some really crazy (I mean Psyco) blind dates before.
It's a lifesaver!! :nw: Escape-A-Date
Do share with us!Quote:
Originally Posted by rafaelsherman
Warning!! I don't follow the whole dumb blonde thing. I've had some girl friends (Blonde) that are an S-load smarter than me!
I was having a dry spell with the ladies for about 2-3 months, so I asked my cousin, do you have any girl you can present me and she did.
Friday night comes, they arrive at my place I see a short chubby blonde.
I'm like, well, I can do her if im horny anyways. :lol:
So we go to the restaurant, she into children, bla bla in college.
She went to the high school which my high school has rivalries with!!!!! Bad Start.
So, after dinner, we go to the movies, and we see Thirteen Days.
Here what she says (during the movie, I hate when people talk to me durring the movie)
Cuba? Where is that?
There was crisis in Cuba, Aaaaah Whyyyyyy, I didn't I ever hear of it? (The really sad part is that she wasn't joking)
I know, she's not too crazy, just REALLY ignorant.
I will post more tomorow. I've got another 2-3 of them I will share.
I have a time that this would have come in useful
First off I swear this is absolutly true and the girl I am going to describe in this post really exists, and really said this.
Before I got back together with my current gf I went out on a date with a co-worker who asked me out. Even though we worked at the same place she worked in a different deptartment and no where near me so other then occasionially passing her in the hallway, I had never really talked to her and did not even know here name (until she asked me out).
So we were driving around in my car, becuase that is what she wanted to do (to get to know each other). I was having trouble holding conversation with her becuase I like to discuss a persons dreams and aspirations, goals ect. What do they think is great about the world, things like that. She did not seem to have any of the above and besides being extrodinarly hot I was having trouble finding qualities I liked in her.
So in one quite point in the conversation while staring out the window at the night sky, she asks me "I wonder when the moon will go out."
I paused thinking about what she had just said, figguring I must have misunderstood. So i replied..
What do mean? when it will set? or when the next new moon is?
"No, go out."
"go out? as in not lit?"
me: "ummm... you know that the moon reflects the suns light toward earth right?"
Right there is where i needed my phone to ring.. :)
:lol: and she does what as a job? :)
She was a teaching assistant at a school EDIT: :eek: It was a school for hadicaped kids and she did not really have to teach just help out
I did IT
Hah. I'd believe it.
I met a girl at school once, who was dumb, very dumb. She was hot as hell though, so I figured I'd hang out with her. We were assigned to work on a project together so I was with her in the library, and she was walking around with me looking for books. We walk by a book with a picture of John F. Kennedy, and she goes "JFK? I thought he was black!" Later I found out she had a kid (and was 18). After I found out I never saw her again.
You don't need a phone call to save you. I've faked it before. I went on a blind date once. We went to the mall of all places, I hate it there. When she showed up, I didn't know what to think. She was 14, I'm 17. She was also 160 lbs and 5 feet tall. She was huge. It wasn't long before I pretended like I had received a phone call. I acted as if it was my sister and that she was at the mall and I had needed to run over and see her. I left her with my friends, got out of sight, went straight to my car and drove home.
It was a friend's girlfriend's friend. The next day, my friend's girlfriend calls, and the girl I had ran out on was in the room with her. She goes "What the hell happend to you?" To which I replied "Hey I'm getting this bumper sticker for my car, says NO FAT CHICKS." She tells her friend, her friend starts crying. I hung up, and laughed for about an hour.
As sad as that was, I enjoyed that.