How to Drive When your late for Work

**Chris31** · 02-24-2005, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by Scouse Monkey

Not every VW driver is lik that but i jsut think certain types buy certain types of car (golf, BMW 3 series etc etc)

Of course not, I agree. But theres come to a point where you actually start generalizing them. I dont know about your experience, maybe its different over there in bristol. Poeple are more polite and stuff over there, not in london man. When I drive in rough area poeple are mean, when I drive outside london I do actually get surprised poeple do still give way, it is a nice feeling.

Ask any obvervant (forget the ignorant) poeple whos the most dick head on the road, and Im sure the answer is golf and BMW 3.

You are right to say most dick head tend to buy those type of cars, it got to be the badge. They must drive that way so they can get noticed, in the most possible annoying way of course

There was this guy in a BMW 3 something. Me and a friend again going home from a martial art training. In the rotherite tunnel, I can see hes tailgating me. The speed limit there is 20mph, I was already driving at 25-30mph and still want me to go faster. Hes too chicken to overtake cause Ill smash him into a wall.

When we got out of the tunnel, he managed to overtake me. I thought oh **** a new black BMW 3 with his girl? he must be in a extra dick head driving mode. Anyway I was just following him not racing him, I have no reason to.

I knew he wanted to go straight, but at the time Im changing lane to turn right. He queued up on the traffic going straight, I though hmm? why did he queued up there? Hes a dick head, he got to go into the right lane and then push in front of everyone on the traffic going straight.

He was still queuing up on that middle lane, as I chugged along into the right lane I told my mate I bet this BMW will pull out and change lane into our lane. I was already fearing that, I can smell it happening, instinctively I slowed down. About 5 meters behind him, the bastard did pulled out just as I expected. I had to brake really hard, the car was squeeling like a dying pig, thankfuly we stopped about an inch away from his door. In fact I managed to stopped alot earlier than that, but I stopped the car as close as possible to his door

Ah man you should see this guys face, he went all pale. We can see the girl was like in a big shock. So shock he frozed, he even stalled the car from confusion, what a noob driver trying to be a racing driver.

Anyway we let them go and we just started laughing at him. I said, well done you just proved to your girl and to everyone that you are an *** hole. Though you was cool huh?

Him and the girl did said sorry though, and I though that was nice of them

The thing is sometimes I do get fed up having to correct poeples mistake all the time. I didnt need to stop, I had the right of way. But whats the point when I can avoid it.

I dont know how you drive but in a motorway, I always keep a safe distance in front of the car Im following. Almost every time Ill get a dick head pulling in front of that space

99.99% who does that? the golf, polo, BMW 3 and the Audi 3, funny isnt?

**Chris31** · 02-24-2005, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

Dunno about in the U.S., but here most golf drivers are wankers...

Haha, well said man, I love it

Nice car but shame about the image.

Volvo did used to have a bad name as you said it had to do with them thinking its indestructable. But they calmed down now, maybe because most are newer and expensive models are around.

**rushnrockt** · 02-24-2005, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

Dunno about in the U.S., but here most golf drivers are wankers. MK3 upwards - I think it's something to do with the fact that those cars are quite well made, so people who drive them think they're invincible.

0-60 and 11/10 secs quart mile mean nothing anyway - you wanna be able to do 80, 90, or even 100 AND still have grunt to overtake....now that's where it's at......

Now here's is a novel idea... may be there are more wanker VW Golf drivers on your side of the pond because.... therea are more VW Golf drivers there!! Simple math will tell you that with more cars, even at the same rate of a-hole drivers, you will see more Golf's misbehaving than any other. After all, Golf is one second most mass produced car ever, next to Beetle. Add to that their "youthful" appeal, and even with a negligible percentage of total number of drivers getting suicidal, you will have it as a "common" occurence.
In US, Jetta's outsell all the other VW cars combined. Combine that with the general public's crappy driving skills and the fact that average horsepower of american cars is higher than those in europe... and that we have SUV's with blindspots the size of Belgium, VWs don't look crazy even when they are.
Anyways, moving on to next topic.

**RedGTiVR6** · 02-24-2005, 01:28 PM

hehehe - y'all said 'wanker'

hehehe

**Spaghetti** · 02-24-2005, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by rushnrockt

Now here's is a novel idea... may be there are more wanker VW Golf drivers on your side of the pond because.... therea are more VW Golf drivers there!! Simple math will tell you that with more cars, even at the same rate of a-hole drivers, you will see more Golf's misbehaving than any other. After all, Golf is one second most mass produced car ever, next to Beetle. Add to that their "youthful" appeal, and even with a negligible percentage of total number of drivers getting suicidal, you will have it as a "common" occurence.
In US, Jetta's outsell all the other VW cars combined. Combine that with the general public's crappy driving skills and the fact that average horsepower of american cars is higher than those in europe... and that we have SUV's with blindspots the size of Belgium, VWs don't look crazy even when they are.
Anyways, moving on to next topic.

Interesting - so you're a statistician then....?

Bwt, extra horsepower means nothing if your car weighs two tonnes.....

**Chris31** · 02-24-2005, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by rushnrockt

Now here's is a novel idea... may be there are more wanker VW Golf drivers on your side of the pond because.... therea are more VW Golf drivers there!! Simple math will tell you that with more cars, even at the same rate of a-hole drivers, you will see more Golf's misbehaving than any other.

No man, you are still wrong. Ford focus is quite common in uk, I have only seen one driving like a dick, I can bet she also drive a golf

My sister once went home really angry, she said "whats up with the golf drivers? even the women who drives them are *******." I told her its still a golf isnt?

If your statistic is right, dont it also make sense to see alot of behaved golf drivers? The only one I seen driving ok are the R32s, almost every ****ty small dicked sized engine golf I have seen do drive like a dick, why?

Anyway not to centrate on golf. Vauxhall corsa, clio and the other kiddy cars do have their own images. From what I have seen most do hoon around but atleast they hardly bother anyone, I can live with that as long as its safe.

Showing off is ok as long as its safe, driving like a wanker and bothering every one on the street is something else.

**Chris31** · 02-24-2005, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by Red GTi VR6

hehehe - y'all said 'wanker'

hehehe

I know you have no say but me >>>

to your VR6, your kind dont make trouble.

to 0-60 in 11 second golf with stuck on GTI badges, with limp penis looking exhaust.

I musnt forget to mention the lower end of the golf, even the golf driving mums drove like a dick.

**Chris31** · 02-24-2005, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

Bwt, extra horsepower means nothing if your car weighs two tonnes.....

Like the fat assed golf

Wonder how much power does a 40 foot lorry has?

**Chris31** · 02-24-2005, 02:17 PM

By statistic can we just all say wankers choices of cars is either a golf or a BMW 3?

**jettajulio** · 02-24-2005, 02:21 PM

Ok i started reading this and was thinking... That guy in that audi was a dam good drivr. And if someone passes you at a 110 and you dont do anything about it with your toyota then you should just stop talking crap about others driving ablitys. just cuz your camry works to get up to 80. Thumbs up to both drivers.