Thread: How to Drive When your late for Work

Originally Posted by Scouse Monkey

If this thread was a steak it would still be 'blue'

actually no, it would still be breathing!

Now where is a noob to make 'well done' when you need one????

Blue steak? breathing steak? WTF man.

The steak is moooing feeling alittle bit warm.

Originally Posted by ppgt94

Even gay guys have standards.

You got VW jetta? thats cool man, we let you off

Originally Posted by Chris31

You got VW jetta? thats cool man, we let you off

Pfft, now I see you having a double standard. In Cali the Jetta is a 'girly' to such degree that people consider any VW now a 'girly' car (since they barely see anything but blonde girls driving those).
If a car is going to be called "girly" while being better in just about every respect, I am sure the "girly men" (to quote our governor) will be more than happy to enjoy their cars and ignore you the "manly, yet horribly insecure men"

Originally Posted by rushnrockt

Pfft, now I see you having a double standard. In Cali the Jetta is a 'girly' to such degree that people consider any VW now a 'girly' car (since they barely see anything but blonde girls driving those).
If a car is going to be called "girly" while being better in just about every respect, I am sure the "girly men" (to quote our governor) will be more than happy to enjoy their cars and ignore you the "manly, yet horribly insecure men"

Nono, we dont have problem with people driving a girly cars. Aint you also generalizing here by saying jetta is a girly car? Did you hear that ppgt94? he said you are driving a girly car

We left him off because its not a 0-60 in 11sec golf, thats all

Originally Posted by ppgt94

Even gay guys have standards.

but obviously they are not the same as mine if they drive round in MX-5's -

Talking of sausage - looks like your dog has got someones!

Originally Posted by Chris31

Nono, we dont have problem with people driving a girly cars. Aint you also generalizing here by saying jetta is a girly car? Did you hear that ppgt94? he said you are driving a girly car

We left him off because its not a 0-60 in 11sec golf, thats all

Hey hey hey, don't be stingy, you gonna generalize and call cars gay, I am gonna quote other people and since its their opinion, not necessarily mine, i will call the cars "girly" not girly.
And to keep up with your tradition of double standards, you seem to have ignored the fact that there are 11 second.... Jettas!!! ****e, you need to diss more people now, run along, find more silly insults.

Originally Posted by rushnrockt

And to keep up with your tradition of double standards, you seem to have ignored the fact that there are 11 second.... Jettas!!!.

No man, I have no problems with 11 secs jetta, they behave. I have no problem with drivers driving a girly, gay, powerful, friends of the earth or even the jesus cars because they all behave.

The golf driver just wouldnt behave thats the big big difference.

Just for you information.

Yesterday I was at the light behind a golf. I was with a friend going home from training. This golf start rolling back at us, he must have rolled back about half a car. **** knows what hes doing, he must be looking for a CD so he can play his stereo loud. He rolled more so I beeped at him, didnt say sorry, he actually said **** off man can you see his mentality.

My friend wanted to get off and beat the **** out of the golf driver. I said to my mate, dont worry about it, havent you realised his driving a ****ty golf what do you expect with their attitude.

6 months ago, I was driving my mates new car, he doesnt have a license yet. We was at a junction, it was traffic were we heading so there no point of us blocking the road. All of the sudden this parked up golf idiot reverse into us. Ah man, he was relactant to give details, he was actually accusing me for causing the accident because I was there at the time hes reversing. My mate had to get involve, this guy take no **** from anyone. The golf driver **** his pants and gave details in a squeeky voice ****ting his pants.

I have been driving with my mate for 3 years now. The amount of incidence we had with golf and polo is just unbelievable. He never drove alone in his car but already hated golf drivers, amazing or what?

Originally Posted by Chris31

No man, I have no problems with 11 secs jetta, ...............I have been driving with my mate for 3 years now. The amount of incidence we had with golf and polo is just unbelievable. He never drove alone in his car but already hated golf drivers, amazing or what?

I don't mean to have a go at VW Drivers but...this story rings a bell.

Just before Xmas (23rd of december) had been working like crazy to rebuild my car and had not done any shopping. I fianlly get four wheel on (rather wonky as i still had damage but it worked to get me to the shops). I was driving to the galleries in heavy traffic and some guy pulls out of a side road very, very fast. I see him as he is along side my front wing and swerve to avoid him. i was on the main road, he was pulling out of the side road. I was in a pretty happy mood, a couple of days to xmas etc etc and during the avoidance i glanced up with a look of shock on my face as i really htought this guy was gonna hit me. As it happens i swerved enough to stop him hitting me.

The next thing i know he his giving me offensive gestures from behind and obviously calling me names!!!! WTF? i thought so i gave him the bird. The next thing i know he is on the wrong side of the road along side me telling me to get out of the car. I can't help but smile because i thought "how ******* rediculous, this guy nearly hits me and then has a go at me". Then he goes the other side (we are waiting at a zebra crossing) and does the same. He's beeping his horn, and spitting out of his window (rather pathetically i might add) and shouting for me to get out so he can hit me!

As you can imagine - that kind of put a dampener on my Xmas shoping that day and now my torque wrench is back by my side int he car - "just in case my hub nuts come lose officer". I did have some pretty nasty tools int he boot that day and i was tempted to calmly get out, open the boot and grab two large wrenches with 32 and 36mm sockts on the end and go to town on his car and his face. Quite frankly it left me with the urge to want a pistol in my glove box so i can wave it any other *****s who try that again. You hear some pretty crazy road rage incidents and it is just plain scary. I would never dream of doing any harm to anyone - unless they asked for it doing something like that.

Oh and i didn't mention did i...he had a brand new shiny black Golf GTI!

God i so wish i had just got out now and beaten the living daylights out of him and ****ed every panel on that car. And i am not a person to go out looking for trouble.

Not every VW driver is lik that but i jsut think certain types buy certain types of car (golf, BMW 3 series etc etc)

Dunno about in the U.S., but here most golf drivers are wankers. MK3 upwards - I think it's something to do with the fact that those cars are quite well made, so people who drive them think they're invincible.

0-60 and 11/10 secs quart mile mean nothing anyway - you wanna be able to do 80, 90, or even 100 AND still have grunt to overtake....now that's where it's at......