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    Talking OMG LOL My dog farted - and looked to see what it was

    I am sitting there working on the computer about to go to bed
    and watching CNN - I hear F-A-R-T real loud - I look over at the dog
    sitting on a old van seat behind me - she was asleep - when she
    farted she jumped up, looked at her ***, with here eyes wide
    open, and she tilted her head just a little to get a better look,
    even sniffed a little LOL

    I all most fell out off the chair - Sad thing is I dont think she
    knows what happened - The look on here face was one of
    fear and what the F_ck was that

    This dog will some times fart and then go out side threw the
    doggie door to get away from the smell, And I got a small room

    She is a big lab - but I never herd a fart that loud from a dog
    before

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    And i thought some of my threads were off topic but that is disgusting and completely random. My friend has a big Pointer and that things stinks when it lets rip!

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    Don't want to know about your friends big pointer

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    Quote Originally Posted by UK_MP3Car
    Don't want to know about your friends big pointer
    my friend is a she so she can use her pointer on me any day

    and as for the dog, it's a German Pointer - very cool dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Monkey
    my friend is a she so she can use her pointer on me any day

    and as for the dog, it's a German Pointer - very cool dog.

    Your female friend has a German Pointer?

    What size batteries does it take PP nein?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enforcer
    Your female friend has a German Pointer?

    What size batteries does it take PP nein?


    no it's powered by deuterium fission developed during WWII. Man that thing hits the spot! Got to love that Vorsprung durch Technik!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcdillin
    there you go again!

    Glad someone finds my posts amusing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Monkey
    there you go again!

    Glad someone finds my posts amusing!

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