Thread: hmmm questions

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What came first, the fruit or the colour orange?

If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If you were travelling at the speed of light and you turned the lights on, what would happen?

I'm bored now.

Originally Posted by 2FastMR2

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

I would think the lesbos would have to pee somewhere.

Originally Posted by edrex

I would think the lesbos would have to pee somewhere.

True, OK smartarse, answer this.
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

In reality, no, it would not. Unless she was drinking milk at the time and then it would depend on the inner workings of her sinuses and how it is connected to her eusaphagus. They seem a little too far apart to be able to make it work. And this is assuming that you know a cows particular sense of humor so you could do something that would make it laugh.
To make a useless answer short, cows can't laugh.

Why do people say "I'm sweating like a pig" when pigs don't have sweat glands?