Thread: hmmm questions

"Why does the outfit she wore last weekend make her say her *** looks big today?"

Originally Posted by edrex

"Why does the outfit she wore last weekend make her say her *** looks big today?"

eat a twix

just chrew through it

If waffle house is open 24hrs a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

And does ANYONE have a key?

Originally Posted by jjh221

Questions you've often pondered but never figured out:

"Why do they call it pork and beans when you cant see the pork?"

Look closer, there is a 3/4" x 3/4" x 3/8" piece of pork fat in there.

Originally Posted by edrex

"Why does the outfit she wore last weekend make her say her *** looks big today?"

Easily explained. Women lack the nerve connections for logic.

i seen that. i didnt think it was pork it tasted funny. i thought they just called it that because i buy the cheap stuff and they add the flavoring to it.

Originally Posted by wizardPC

If waffle house is open 24hrs a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

And does ANYONE have a key?

dont know

Originally Posted by frodobaggins

Easily explained. Women lack the nerve connections for logic.

bahahahahaha

why is it that everytime i open a bag of bread that i only make sandwich with them and i end up with 1 piece of bead left?
(so i make a yummy one piece pb&J)

Originally Posted by wizardPC

If waffle house is open 24hrs a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

And does ANYONE have a key?

In case there is a disturbance outside.