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    Don't underestimate the oldies

    Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut of the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

    Lady 1: "What's that?"

    Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet"

    Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

    Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

    The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), and very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

    "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."

    The pharmacist fainted.

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    hehe

    ewwwwwwwww old people buying condoms ewwwwwww

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    Another, somewhat similar, misunderstanding. From Bash:

    I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lgbr
    Another, somewhat similar, misunderstanding. From Bash:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Monkey
    hehe

    ewwwwwwwww old people buying condoms ewwwwwww

    Old people doing Anal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enforcer
    Old people doing Anal
    oh good god no! jsut imagine the mess! old people have enough problems keeping control of bodily functions as it is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lgbr
    Another, somewhat similar, misunderstanding. From Bash:

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