Don't underestimate the oldies

**Enforcer** · 03-31-2005, 11:48 AM

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut of the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet"

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), and very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

**jcdillin** · 03-31-2005, 12:19 PM

**2Fast** · 03-31-2005, 12:23 PM

My sides are hurting

**Scouse Monkey** · 03-31-2005, 02:01 PM

hehe

ewwwwwwwww old people buying condoms ewwwwwww

**SamDude** · 03-31-2005, 02:12 PM

**lgbr** · 03-31-2005, 02:31 PM

Another, somewhat similar, misunderstanding. From Bash:

I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.