French bashing thread AKA lighthearted fun

[Enforcer]

Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert
from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in
France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was
precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag
factory - effectively crippling their military.

[Scouse Monkey]

[Kiriller]

[monger]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html

someone has to post this

[Scouse Monkey]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html

someone has to post this

ok i will: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html

[elmo]

FRENCH MILITARY TECHNOLOGY GOING BACKWARDS

The french armed forces are to be provided with updated modes of transport to more suit the uses for which it is required, changes include the removal of gears higher than 2nd and the introduction of a series of reverse gears, also expected is an upgraded rear-viewing camera systems so troops can monitor the battle as they speed from the scene

[monger]

thank you

[xBrady]

thank you

Your welcome

[Chris31]

And we appreciated your advice

[0l33l]