Antatomy of an lgbr Thread

[lgbr]

sounds like a dickhead to me!

Yet thieves aren't?

It is perfectly legal to kill an intruder in the state of Washington. If he killed the thieves, anyone who ever thought of robbing someone will think twice before they do in the future. His idea is, one bullet costs 25 cents, saves taxpayers thousands of dollars. How does he know this? He used to be a police officer.

I agree with him completely, although I have no authority on the matter. I didn't expect to see a dead guy, or witness a shooting. Our chances of that would be one in one thousand. The real reason I went was to get out of the house for a night.

[rustyboxx]

The real reason I went was to get out of the house for a night.

Really?

I decided I wanted to stay there so that I could 'see a dead guy.' That's a lot of action, and you could say you've lived through a shooting.

So you're just bull****ting us then?

[lgbr]

Really?

So you're just bull****ting us then?

or maybe I had two reasons.

[rustyboxx]

or maybe I had two reasons.

Yeah yeah, very impressive

Isn't there something else you can do? Like join a dating agency or chess club?

[edrex]

It is perfectly legal to kill an intruder in the state of Washington.

Sorry, but premeditated (spending the night in the store in hopes of killing an intruder) would not pass as perfectly legal. In any state. Period.

If he killed the thieves, anyone who ever thought of robbing someone will think twice before they do in the future.

Yeah, cause its never been done before. But he and a bullet will now put an end to crime.

His idea is, one bullet costs 25 cents, saves taxpayers thousands of dollars. How does he know this? He used to be a police officer.

I know the theory and I never used to be a cop. Imagine that.
Anyway, that is flawed logic. We live in a democratic society that has moved beyond vigilante justice. It may have worked in the Wild West, but today anyone who makes a point of trying to save taxpayers thousands of dollars by killing them with cheap ammunition will end up in prison themsleves. If he gets off on that sort of justice he needs to move to Iraq and become an independant contractor.

[lgbr]

OMGOMGOMGOMG I'm talking to a girl!

me: who are you?
her: my name is melina, i just had a question about your car
me: ok
her: my friend has the same car and he wants to put a computer+screen instead of the cd player
me: The computer should go behind a seat or in the front trunk
her: ah ok
her: but there's not much space
her: it's this one he wants to buy : http://www.mp3car.com/store/product_...products_id=79
me: that would fit in the storage compartment behind the passenger seat
me: There's a small little comparment down there with a door
me: and a lock
her: yep he told me he just discovered that lol
her: so it wouldn't fit in the place of the cd player ?
me: no
her: ok, will tell him then
her: thanks a lot
me: where are you from?
her: france
her: and don't know anything about cars
me: Melina, is that a girl's name?
her: lol yes
me: is this for your boyfriend, then?
her: nope, just a friend

Quick, I need to learn french, romantic style.

[Scouse Monkey]

OMGOMGOMGOMG I'm talking to a girl!



Quick, I need to learn french, romantic style.

hahhaahaha i bet her real name is Bob, he is 34, 300lbs and lives in his mums flat and he is naked and masturbating as he talks to you!

[rustyboxx]

OMGOMGOMGOMG I'm talking to a girl!



Quick, I need to learn french, romantic style.

Try this.

Bonjour, vous semblez gentil, êtes vous sûr vous êtes une fille avec des thingies. Je dois m'assurer parce que je ne veux pas des hommes frappant sur moi. Vous m'aideriez à choisir que les chaussettes je devraient porter. Je serais bon jusqu'ici vous ainsi vous pouvez choisir mes dîners pour moi. Si j'embrassais vous il seriez un français embrassez. Pouvez vous m'envoyer quelques lettres françaises parce que je suis trop jeune pour les obtenir à Spokane. Un bon nombre d'amour lgbr

Good luck, French girls are hot.

[Spaghetti]

Try this.

Bonjour, vous semblez gentil, êtes vous sûr vous êtes une fille avec des thingies. Je dois m'assurer parce que je ne veux pas des hommes frappant sur moi. Vous m'aideriez à choisir que les chaussettes je devraient porter. Je serais bon jusqu'ici vous ainsi vous pouvez choisir mes dîners pour moi. Si j'embrassais vous il seriez un français embrassez. Pouvez vous m'envoyer quelques lettres françaises parce que je suis trop jeune pour les obtenir à Spokane. Un bon nombre d'amour lgbr

Good luck, French girls are hot.

Did you babelfish that?

[rickster]

OMGOMGOMGOMG I'm talking to a girl!

Well theres a first time for everything. You need to get out more