Another moron bites the dust...

**sdashiki** · 07-22-2005, 01:13 PM

http://www.borowitzreport.com/archiv...?rec=1169&srch

Here comes another thread by me about someone stupid. Another thread where people will argue im too evil, *****y or cold about someone or some event.

In this case, I think we can almost all agree this guy was not "crazy", just some huge dork who lost his mind momentarily.

“In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude’s life, even if he didn’t have one,”

Well that says it all doesnt it. THIS GUY WAS A MOM'S BASEMENT INTERNET ALL DAY, COMICS AND D&D BY NIGHT, LOSER. Good riddance.

BTW if you knew the man, sorry for your loss. But im sure you got a laugh out of the news too!

**MoFo** · 07-22-2005, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by That website

Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston’s death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place.

Somehow I really dont think that the problem lies with the federal authorities.
I agree the guy was a loser but there must be more to it. The guy was 32!
Either he sufferered from mild retardation or some type of psychological trauma when he was younger that messed him up in the head.
This extends far beyond stupidity in my book.

Thanks for the read sdashiki, I can always count on your off topic posts to keep me entertained

**sdashiki** · 07-22-2005, 01:53 PM

Well ive seen people (mostly on TV so u gotta forgive me for the shortsightedness of this) in their post 30s that are still HUGE dorks.

Guys who still think they are "cool" all the way back to high school when it was the actual "cool" people playing dumb with them, and they just never realized it..."hey guys wait up..." mentality.

The guy being 32 tells me he had no life but what was in his head because he had a bad personality. It happens, and usually anti-social people somehow DO find someone they can be with , even just as a friend, this guy was just so ******* stupid he had none. You dont commit suicide over something so trivial unless you truly have nothing else to live for, ie he had no frends and was a big dork.

**dodgetimes2** · 07-22-2005, 02:53 PM

Attention all losers...........Dumbledore dies, go kill yourself now!!!

**tj!2k4** · 07-22-2005, 03:05 PM

who's dumbbelldoor?

**jcdillin** · 07-22-2005, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by tj!2k4

who's dumbbelldoor?

wizard in harry potter

**kevinlekiller** · 07-22-2005, 03:42 PM

Harry potter isnt that a movie for little kids?

**Curiosity** · 07-22-2005, 03:57 PM

Just having a name like Jude would be depressing enough.

**Scorpnstail** · 07-22-2005, 04:07 PM

the story has been proven false

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/potter.asp

most of the stuff on the OP's link is written as humor. I may be saying this and everyone aleady has known.

**seanz0rz** · 07-22-2005, 05:00 PM

when i first read the titile, i thought it said Morman, and so i read it and was like, wtf, they didnt say anything about him being morman, like mormans would read harry potter anyway...

and then i realized im an illerate idiot.

my ex's sister, who is 30, finished the book the same day it came out. ohwell, some people have jobs, some people jack off all day, and other read harry potter. just depends on what yourinto.