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Thread: Anyone in the UK fancy nicking and torching an audi for me?

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    Anyone in the UK fancy nicking and torching an audi for me?

    Last week my missus reversed into an audi at about 4 miles an hour while getting out of a trapped carpark. she made a 2.5 inch impression on the rear wheel arch, she got a quote from her insurance company of over 800 to sort it out, it obviously included the scratches that were there before. She got a more realistic one for around 300. I told her i'd ring around for my own quotes, but its the rear wheelarch so dent devils and the like wont touch it, need a body shop. When i told her i cant give it to her one go cuz i got two young kids at home to feed and **** she came back with a very witty

    "You should be more selective about the cars you hit and not hit a prestige car.... carefull driving is the key"

    I HIT THE ******* WALL, NOW I WANT HER DEAD!

    And to make it worse i think its a ******* A3/A4... I GOT MORE PRESTIGE IN MY ***!




    So anyone up for robbing and torching, i'll get you the address and reg number

    YES IM SERIOUS!
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    Hang on a mo.

    Your wife caused the damage but she wants you to pay for it?

    And you want her dead?

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    Me and the missus share all our money so yes i am paying for it

    I want the audi owner dead for the tone she gave me
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    Quote Originally Posted by elmo
    she came back with a very witty

    "You should be more selective about the cars you hit and not hit a prestige car.... carefull driving is the key"

    I thought she crashed it .... get her to pay for it.

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    see post #3
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    Get a quote from a skoda bodyshop to fix it... The Octavia and A4 are very, very, very similar cars Prestige my ***!!!
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    just gonna pay her the 300, but i still want it torched to **** her off
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    Quote Originally Posted by elmo
    just gonna pay her the 300, but i still want it torched to **** her off
    Best advice would be wait 6 months, watch the house so you know who you're up against, sort your alibi, then nick it yourself and torch it.

    Or not do it at all

    Would be funny though if you got someone from here to do it.. Imaigne they get caught and try telling the police elmo told them to do it!
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    I do want to leave it a while because right now, after me shouting at her id be suspect #1. And im not doing it myself, i have some people i can call on who could help. As for telling the cops elmo told em to do it, they'd get let off with insanity
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