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    So...wait..Catholic Priests CANT BE GAY!?

    http://news.newstimeslive.com/story....category=Local

    I dont get it, you make your leaders be celibate, and then surround them with nubile youth. And expect them NOT to touch the purdy children? Cmon, thats like a giant tease.

    But no matter from now on, you cant be gay and be a priest, the Vatican wont let you.

    So "to stay on the safe side" you cant be gay and a priest. but its totally cool to be celibate 50yrs and finally "crack" under the pressure of all the tiny little lovely sexy children. The Vatican DOES support that.

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    Considering priests are celibate and not allowed to marry, and having unpure thoughts is a sin, as is coveting and everything else fun, don't all priests have to be asexual by default?
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    Hmmm.... maybe if you neuter all the Priests the problems will all go away... God's most holy of Unics I think to be human is to be sexual... for the most part... the Church is asking for it... but 10 bucks says they'll have an open Gay as a priest before a woman... that's just Sadist!

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    I wonder if this will put the vatican in Bush's Axis of Evil list... afterall if corrupting the youth isnt terrorism, what is???
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyN
    I wonder if this will put the vatican in Bush's Axis of Evil list... afterall if corrupting the youth isnt terrorism, what is???

    But have they discovered oil under the vatican city?

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    You can't say that!

    The yanks think they're liberating the world from despots and tyranical dictatorships... showing the way with the torch of freedom to all! Just try showing that torch round some parts of Iraq at the moment...

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    Quote Originally Posted by roadhog
    The yanks think they're liberating the world from despots and tyranical dictatorships...
    Whats this think ****?!? G.W. is bringing freedom to the far corners of the Earth and saving the world one or two countries at a time.
    Too bad he forgot about his own country *cough*New Orleans*cough* in his torch bearing, light bringing, world saving tirade!
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    Quote Originally Posted by edrex
    Too bad he forgot about his own country *cough*New Orleans*cough* in his torch bearing, light bringing, world saving tirade!
    Until your knowledge of how the U.S. political system works improves,
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