Thread: ***** my ride

I'm a lover of overhaulin', I mean who wouldnt goose courtney?

Infact I love american chopper and american hotrod, even if boyd coddington is a complete ballsack.

But pimp my ride? well..

I watched it for a while, it was fun, seeing people get their cars done up (before selling them on ebay) but after watching what they did to that Taurus I will never watch the show again.

What a bunch of *****ing wanksocks !

The back end met blue (HOK) was *gorgeous* I really digged that, but the paint peeling back to show metal panels was *****ing HORRENDOUS, HOW DARE they do that to a taurus?

And those dumb***** backdoors? I mean honestly what the ***** was the *****ing point?

Some twat must have been bored and concluded "hey, let's fill up the back of the car with speakers (a good idea) and then waste about 2 grand on massive beams to make the back doors open outward for no *****ing reason at all, and even leave those massive bars there looking hideous"

Now, had they had any *****ing brains whatsoever they would have welded the backdoors shut, filled them and made them seemless and then added one piece windows to make it look like a 2 door.

Those doors were *****, double ***** and served no purpose whatsoever.

And then, to put the cherry on top of the large turd they created one guy says "yo dawg we added the best possible rims we could have, these are top flight" erm, who died and made you *****ing god you cockend?

Those rims looked *****ing TERRIBLE on that car, infact they must have been cracking jokes out the back "hey i dont like this skinny *****, lets put rims on that dont look at all right on this kind of car ! haha ! thatll show her !!"

And the "best rims" comment what aload of poosack.

The best rims are alot higher flight than that crap, how about some foose or coddington (even though i dont like the bearded clam i do respect his work).

So, from this day on I shall refer to pimp my ride as "***** my ride" because I honestly preferred that dog of a taurus before they touched it.

/rant over