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    ***** my ride



    I'm a lover of overhaulin', I mean who wouldnt goose courtney?

    Infact I love american chopper and american hotrod, even if boyd coddington is a complete ballsack.

    But pimp my ride? well..

    I watched it for a while, it was fun, seeing people get their cars done up (before selling them on ebay) but after watching what they did to that Taurus I will never watch the show again.

    What a bunch of *****ing wanksocks !

    The back end met blue (HOK) was *gorgeous* I really digged that, but the paint peeling back to show metal panels was *****ing HORRENDOUS, HOW DARE they do that to a taurus?

    And those dumb***** backdoors? I mean honestly what the ***** was the *****ing point?

    Some twat must have been bored and concluded "hey, let's fill up the back of the car with speakers (a good idea) and then waste about 2 grand on massive beams to make the back doors open outward for no *****ing reason at all, and even leave those massive bars there looking hideous"

    Now, had they had any *****ing brains whatsoever they would have welded the backdoors shut, filled them and made them seemless and then added one piece windows to make it look like a 2 door.

    Those doors were *****, double ***** and served no purpose whatsoever.

    And then, to put the cherry on top of the large turd they created one guy says "yo dawg we added the best possible rims we could have, these are top flight" erm, who died and made you *****ing god you cockend?

    Those rims looked *****ing TERRIBLE on that car, infact they must have been cracking jokes out the back "hey i dont like this skinny *****, lets put rims on that dont look at all right on this kind of car ! haha ! thatll show her !!"

    And the "best rims" comment what aload of poosack.

    The best rims are alot higher flight than that crap, how about some foose or coddington (even though i dont like the bearded clam i do respect his work).

    So, from this day on I shall refer to pimp my ride as "***** my ride" because I honestly preferred that dog of a taurus before they touched it.

    /rant over
    So guys, do you think this will help me score with chicks?

    "If you give this man a ride sweet families will die, KILLER on the road"

    http://www.fruitsim.com/killer.jpg

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    American Hotrod is just a soap.


    jeez those guys ***** more than women

    ovethauling is good, but they don't show enough of the work being done.

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    You havent been here a long time huh , a same thread was made befire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enforcer
    American Hotrod is just a soap.

    jeez those guys ***** more than women
    Indeed, it's actually hard for me to sit and watch a whole ep without my cornhole itching.

    Quote Originally Posted by Enforcer
    ovethauling is good, but they don't show enough of the work being done.
    tbh after doing my own car I can see that they simply wouldnt be able to cram it all into one episode lol
    So guys, do you think this will help me score with chicks?

    "If you give this man a ride sweet families will die, KILLER on the road"

    http://www.fruitsim.com/killer.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinlekiller
    You havent been here a long time huh , a same thread was made befire

    about the taurus?

    Ill have to keep an eye out for that.

    And yeah, Im a total n00b
    So guys, do you think this will help me score with chicks?

    "If you give this man a ride sweet families will die, KILLER on the road"

    http://www.fruitsim.com/killer.jpg

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    No not about the taurus , about hating the show

    Pimp my Ride: Suck or Blow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinlekiller
    No not about the taurus , about hating the show

    Pimp my Ride: Suck or Blow?

    P.M.S.L

    And I thought I ******* hated it HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    So guys, do you think this will help me score with chicks?

    "If you give this man a ride sweet families will die, KILLER on the road"

    http://www.fruitsim.com/killer.jpg

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    Pmsl ?????

    Edit : I had to goole that. I guess its the new " Thing ".

    We use ROFL or LOL or LMAO or ROFLMAO here. Never Heard of PMSL LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by pandy
    Indeed, it's actually hard for me to sit and watch a whole ep without my cornhole itching.



    tbh after doing my own car I can see that they simply wouldnt be able to cram it all into one episode lol


    Cornhole?



    actually, I don't want to know thanks.



    Also with overhauling I find it really stupid that they tell the person before they go in and see the car. I think there would be more shock on their faces if they see the car before being told.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinlekiller
    Pmsl ?????

    Edit : I had to goole that. I guess its the new " Thing ".

    We use ROFL or LOL or LMAO or ROFLMAO here. Never Heard of PMSL LOL
    the old ****in myself laughing

    Been using it about 3 yrs
    So guys, do you think this will help me score with chicks?

    "If you give this man a ride sweet families will die, KILLER on the road"

    http://www.fruitsim.com/killer.jpg

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