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Thread: If the Bird FLU starts killing every one, what you going to do

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    If the Bird FLU starts killing every one, what you going to do

    I plan on just staying home and wait for them to all die off
    - I may stock up in ammo and can goods - but thats it

    After every one is dead I will then go and look for hidden p0rn
    stashes in there houses, 10 points for mags, 50 points for videos,
    and 100 if its home made

    and 1000 points if I find the dead in a
    comprising position -

    I will also grab any computer stuff - I can make power
    because I know how to make wind, water ,and gas
    power generators - Or I could just grab there solar pannels
    - there are a few about

    And I can run around nude - YEA!!!

    And I will be lonely - so I guess I will become a sheep herder
    or find the dead in a comprising position -

    I will be a gun toting, nude, porn hording, sheep herding, computer nerd
    and possible necrophile, I guess there wont be any changes in my life

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    after seeing a picture of your bathroom ....id expect something like this from you
    i got dat ***** sittin on 22s! SUPERMAN EDITION!

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    you like mung?
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    Mung beans? or destruction - old zork thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by will1384
    After every one is dead I will then go and look for hidden p0rn
    stashes in there houses, 10 points for mags, 50 points for videos,
    and 100 if its home made
    i guess for some the pr0n-bounty of the internet just isn't enough.... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by will1384
    Mung beans? or destruction - old zork thing
    not quite.

    http://www.mp3car.com/vbulletin/show...ostcount=23512

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    1. (verb) the act of digging up a recently deceased woman and putting your mouth up to her vaginal orfice while someone else stomps on her stomach forcing all of the fluids (from the vagina) into your mouth.
    me no like green tuna -

    I dont think it would work like that - you would just get a mouth full
    of **** - hey new sport "necrophilic golden showers" LOL

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    I think this bird flu thing is a total scam. Personally, I'll never take another "vaccine" again, most of them still have merecury in them or other toxic posions
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    I can't understand all the fuss about about bird flew. I thought that's what most of them did?

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    Thumbs down

    That is just a terrible, terrible joke

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